Dicktate

When something is explained ( typically a man to a woman) in a way that's condescending, patronising, and doesn't understand that a man's perspective.. I.e his.. May not be The only , or the right one.

The judge dicktated to the court that a man on man rape is, of course, much more serious than a man on woman rape.

by CCeeeee September 8, 2016

dickmatism

A masculine aura that causes women to be inexplicably drawn to a man with an inability to do anything but have sex.

All those women I cheated on you with, that wasn't love, that was dickmatism.

by Advocator March 17, 2014

Dickmatized

When a girl gets piped down so good that she loses what little rationality is left of her already insane mindset. The dick she got was so good that the same the girl who was thotin and trottin a week ago considers being a stay at home wife and reevaluating all her life’s decisions.

Person 1: “I thought Becky couldn’t cook, and she was talking to me about getting married.”

Person 2: “Wasn’t that hoe just sucking dick behind McDonald’s last week?

Person 1: “Yeah dawg the bitch is dickmatized!”

by Shdylatina March 23, 2019

dickwater

Anything that is uncool or unpleasent to you and the people around you.

Man that was dickwater how john forgot about poker lastnight, and went out with that chick instead.

by gorillaface November 5, 2007

Dickbate

1. When you and your friends watch a movie and see a man's penis. A debate will commence about the actor's penis and will quickly escalate into a rather homosexual conversation.

Bob: Man, that Marky Mark guy sure has a long dick.
Sean: What, Mark Walhberg
Tom: Yeah, we saw his dick in Boogie Nights
Sean: It wasn't his real dick.
Bob: Yes it was.
Sean: No way, his dick came down to his knees. It was clearly a rubber.
Tom: It wasn't rubber, it had hair on it.
Sean: Are we really having a dickbate

by The man who stares at pandas August 25, 2013

Dickbater

A dictator that masturbates way to much.

"Wow that guys a major Dickbater see hes even doin it now."

by EddekCreature September 4, 2016

Dickbater

Its like a dictator but he just Masturbates too much.

"That dictator is such a Dickbater judging my how the papers."

by EddekCreature September 3, 2016