Dicklashed

When a woman is under the total controll of a partener. It is the opposite of pussy whipped.

"She was so dicklashed she'd get up in the middle of the night to make him waffles."

by mckphilby October 6, 2009

Dickle Pickle

When you dip ur dick in pickle juice and she blows you right after

Babe? I got a pickle for ya. Enjoy your dickle Pickle

by Fatmufin January 23, 2019

dickle wing

1) n. Tying a feather to the penis in order to tickle a woman.

2) v. The act of tickling a woman with a feather tied to the penis.

1) Hold on. I'm putting my dickle wing on.

2) I'm gonna dickle wing you all night.

by ThreGuysFromThatPlace May 6, 2009

ice dickle

a phenomenon in colder climates where a man pees outdoors in the winter time and it is so cold that the urine freezes as it leaves the penis, up into the urethra, making an icicle out of his dick.

Jerry took a leak on that tree last January and got an ice dickle.

by joeboticus January 4, 2010

dicklexic

A disorder where things are done or read backwards all because you have dick on your mind.

For example, if you are suffering 'dicklexia' and have a dicklexic attack, you might say/read "cock" instead of "sock" ....

"honey, your cock is to small for me..."

by Electronica Monica January 23, 2006

Dickless Bastard

Someone that gets caught talking shit about his friends and they cut off his penis.

"Mike is such a dickless bastard."

by yanks1194 June 5, 2009

dicklight

When you tape a flashlight to your dick to free up your hands. Great for finding your keys, and playing templar.

"I am dicklighting everywhere!"
"No one escapes the dicklight..."
"This little light of mine..."

by 2troger December 9, 2013