Touched the gay deodorant

When walking the aisles of the supermarket, a man who goes to the wrong section of the deodorant aisle, the gay section, and subsequently touches the gay deodorant causes the aforementioned man to become a raging homosexual. By the time the formerly straight male makes it to the end of the aisle, to realise their mistake, they will be speaking with a gay lisp, dreaming of smoking pole and being slammed in the arse by eight giant prison homos and dressing in tight pants with the arse missing.

There goes Colin, he touched the gay deodorant
I know a guy called Colin and he touched the gay deodorant and now he likes being slammed in the arse by massive homos in back alleys

by honneamise March 29, 2021

deodortaint

Like normal deodorant except specifically designed for your sweet sweet taint.

Taint is located between the ass and the balls. Taint your balls and taint your ass.

Heather told dave he better get some deodortaint for his newly shaven taint.

by BluntmanUE July 10, 2018

Dedorant

Something yall Smelly Niggas Need

Dequavis : I need some Dedorant i smell like ass !

John : I got u some Dedorant With you smelly ass

Dequavis : Thank u John Now i wont smell like ghetto

by Tr1ple September 18, 2020

deoderant high

When you huff deoderant and become fucked up as hell.

Person1:hey did have you huffed deoderant?
Person2(already deoderant high):huh? Oh yeah... i don't have a clue what the fuck is happening, what did you say?

by BobtheNotBuilder69 November 3, 2020

diodorant

Dios personal favourite brand of DEODORANT

Dio: hmm i love diodorant.. its cold... makes me.... wrrrryyyyy....
dio: SAIKOU NI “HAI”TTE YATSUDAAAAAAAA! WRRRRYYYYYYY
Jotaro: shut the fuck up, dio!
Dio hmm, you’re approaching me? Instead of running away, you’re coming straight to me? Even though DIOdorant makes me feel so good i can beat anyone?
Jotaro: i cant fucking kill you without coming closer,

Dio: hoho! Then come as close as you like!
ZA WARUDO!

by ha ez April 8, 2021

DeodoCant

When you can’t apply deodorant without getting it all over your shirt.

Ryan realized he was DeodoCant when he said, “ I just gotta turn my shirt more inside out so it goes on the inside more, maybe ”

by TheStrugglesReal June 13, 2023

deotorant

something that u musty hoes need

Stank girl: i smell so good rn
girl 1: girl no tf u dont u dirty mole rat

girl: u need sum deotorant bitch

by desmond22323 February 2, 2024