cyberathlete

Video game moron. Better known as the guy Not getting laid.

I couldn't beat off last night because my thumbs hurt so much from the X Box. That fuckin cyberathlete should be playing the XXX box or munching Box.

by Grady August 20, 2003

cyberathlete

A person whose excercise comes from typing in internet chat rooms.

Dude, look at the muscles on your fingers, you must be a cyberathelete

by W.E.B Dubois August 21, 2003

cyberathlete

Person with ability to masturbate for hours at a time while typing with one hand.

"The debate team are the school's best cyberathletes"

by Dave-O August 19, 2003

cyberathlete

The most 1337 athletes of the 21st century...One day these athletes will be payed as much as the jocks of today. Score some frags, w00t w00t!

A counter-strike cal-i member

by Josh August 22, 2003

cyberwater

A water from Cyberchase

Jackie just turn cyberwater on for Matt?

by Shara2009 November 15, 2025

cyberathlete

A person who competes in computer games for prize money. Yes, some people actually make a living off of this, tournaments of Counterstrike and Brood War are broadcast on television in some areas, complete with commentators.

Stereotypical adult: "So, what kind of a job are you looking to get?"
Stereotypical gamer: "Well, I'm hoping to become a cyberathlete."

by Deuce on Guard August 17, 2003

cyberathlete

A special kind of athlete that does no excercise other than exessive strengthening of the wrists. Commonly practices alone in the bedroom, before going on line to see how he shapes up to people all over the world.

son: "mommy I want to be a cyberathlete when I grow up!"

mom: "OK you stay here and clean that carpet while I run off and get the vicar."

by Mmm... lemony August 18, 2003