The prophesied time when the Canadians will rise up and will cleanse the Earth of all other nations. It is generally assumed that the polite nature of the average Canadian is based on pity due to their knowledge that all non-Canadians are doomed.
It is a lesser known fact that all Canadians have a sharp blade located somewhere on their bodies which they sharpen regularly in preparation for the slaughter.
It is a lesser known fact that all Canadians have a sharp blade located somewhere on their bodies which they sharpen regularly in preparation for the slaughter.
Alfie: I don't trust Matthew. Eventually he is going to kill us all
Arthur: What the hell are you talking about?
Alfie: He's Canadian.
Arthur: oh right, The Great Curling. Well at least he's nice about it. He'll probably kill us quickly and painlessly if we ask him to.
Alfie: Maybe I can still become a Canadian citizen...
Arthur: What the hell are you talking about?
Alfie: He's Canadian.
Arthur: oh right, The Great Curling. Well at least he's nice about it. He'll probably kill us quickly and painlessly if we ask him to.
Alfie: Maybe I can still become a Canadian citizen...
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an older woman curler who upon hours of fastidious viewing becomes hotter and hotter with each round.
Bill Simmons identified Cheryl Bernard as the quintessential curlgar after subjecting himself to hours of Jeff Shuster curling in slow-motion.
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Hair that's not straight.It's much more interesting than simple straight and boring.It can be long or short but ALWAYS fabulous.
Straight hair's pretty much just one kind...but God was graciously creative with us curly heads -Endless wiggly wiggles.Grogeous squiggles.Funky Spirals.Deck Waves.Sunny ringlets.Tossed knots.Lucious Circles.Hip curly fros.Cool Cowlicks.
NOTHING steals the show like curls.Eyes go right toward all that untamed mane.It's totally unique and never out the scene.Gloss it , toss it whatever...wear it with pride.
Straight hair's pretty much just one kind...but God was graciously creative with us curly heads -Endless wiggly wiggles.Grogeous squiggles.Funky Spirals.Deck Waves.Sunny ringlets.Tossed knots.Lucious Circles.Hip curly fros.Cool Cowlicks.
NOTHING steals the show like curls.Eyes go right toward all that untamed mane.It's totally unique and never out the scene.Gloss it , toss it whatever...wear it with pride.
CurlBomb: "Whys that girl never happy with her curly hair and always shelling major moolah on irons , chemical treaments and all that anti-curl shit?"
DeckWiggle: "Cuz she has major self-acceptance issues and thinks what is sexy is what other people tell her.Prolly grew up watching the pornstar lot who spend an hour tortouring their poor hair into that pin-staright boredoom so they can fit convention better."
CurlBomb : "Why are we totally proud and happy with all that wild curl?"
DeckWiggle : "Cuz nothing can grab attention like a luscious curlbomb.We is self-accepted folk who is blessed with the rarity of curldom"
"In his hands her curls slowly came undone and then sprang back into their vine-like windings.....tendrils that teased him , gorgeous locks that brushed on his skin and made his breath run fast".
DeckWiggle: "Cuz she has major self-acceptance issues and thinks what is sexy is what other people tell her.Prolly grew up watching the pornstar lot who spend an hour tortouring their poor hair into that pin-staright boredoom so they can fit convention better."
CurlBomb : "Why are we totally proud and happy with all that wild curl?"
DeckWiggle : "Cuz nothing can grab attention like a luscious curlbomb.We is self-accepted folk who is blessed with the rarity of curldom"
"In his hands her curls slowly came undone and then sprang back into their vine-like windings.....tendrils that teased him , gorgeous locks that brushed on his skin and made his breath run fast".
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