Cumcussion 

When a dude blows so hard on. The back of her throat that she is given a concussion.

Cody blew so hard he gave Melanie a cumcussion.

Cumcussion by Andotgsw August 2, 2023

Cumcussion 

The resulting medical condition after being kicked in the balls.

"I landed so hard on my nuts i got a cumcussion"

Cumcussion by cabbagesz September 8, 2023

Cumbustion 

An orgasm so intense you spontaneously combust

He/she died of cumbustion!

Cumbustion by CHALKWALKER May 11, 2024

Anal Contusions 

"WOW! thats so hot i might get Anal Contusions" he said,
"Bitch Wtf..."

Nice Boner!
Anal Contusions!
Smol GAe

Anal Contusions by CoreyTech June 18, 2018

Ego Contusion 

A bruise to the self. Or a bruise to the ego.

Man, that must've been an ego contusion

Ego Contusion by ElephanteGirl December 26, 2019

Spontaneous cumbustion 

Premature ejaculation. One pump chump. Wet dreams.

We didn't even get to have sex due to spontaneous cumbustion.

Spontaneous cumbustion by Dougageddon February 16, 2021

toe contusion 

A lame excuse to not attend an outing or event

“I can’t go, I have a toe contusion

toe contusion by Joe LaFluer September 24, 2021