Cryptic Falcon

A gamer of unknown origin. Going about in a ninja like fashion, this gamer is often not noticed until it is too late. They know every weakness, and adjust accordingly. Neither man or computer can stand in their way. Be aware.

"We have to pull a cryptic falcon on them. It might be our only chance"

by Tinker Tonk March 8, 2009

Crybitch

One who complains about everything or whines excessively.

Man he's such a crybitch.
That chick is the biggest crybitch i know.
My girlfriend is a crybitch.

by leftyhandz November 4, 2009

Crypto-colonialism

Cryptocolonialism – A new breed of wealthy individuals that have amassed a fortune through cryptocurrency trading and mining that seek to re-domicile for advantageous tax treatment while unleashing their new found resources for purported positive impact.

More often than not Cryptocolonialists hail from San Francisco and exhibit that unique glitter pony unchecked optimism and fervor emblematic of the Singularity espousing technocrats endemic to the region. The naiveté of this movement is both endearing and makes you want to strangle Bambi at the same time. The positivity and assuredness of this demographic's ability to affect change is as strong and palpable as the spirit of the frontiersman in the days of Manifest Destiny when they so righteously slaughtered in the name of progress.

Crypto-colonialism is alive and well in Puerto Rico where droves of Crypto-colonialists are flocking to reimagine and resettle the island in a fashion similar to Burning Man and San Francisco in all of their glory.

by chameleon December 10, 2017

Crypt & Sandstone

A supposed secret society created by the most promising male members of the House of Representatives Page Class. Modeled after Skull & Bones at Yale, and Sphinx at Dartmouth College. The group of no more than 10 members per class meets within one of the oldest parts of Capitol Hill. Not much is known about the inter-workings of the society, but only vague descriptions have been funneled through the years.

Little is known about Crypt & Sandstone. Many refute its existence.

by "C&S" February 19, 2009

cryptier

Good looking evil guy whos smart.

that guy was really cryptier the other day
cryptier is super cool
I love cryptier

you know that guy in our class he's really cryptier.

by juilean petterson July 27, 2009

CREPIT

A foolish person with limited social cognitive abilities and low EQ who believes they know everything and are right even when they are clearly wrong.

Will argue the total opposite of what you are saying for the sake of having an argument and/ or being right.

Idiot fool moron a total git

Mary: "The sky is a lovely shade of blue today"
Crepit: "The sky isn't blue it's green"

by -Lesley-Baby- April 7, 2019

Crypto-emotional Testiculary Identity

The overbearing feeling in human psychology that makes one believe that their testicles are unnaturally small.

Hayley: I just feel that my balls...aren't as big as some of the other boys'.
Psychologist: Listen here you focking mong. The only reason your "balls" are small is because of the way you see them. If you view your balls as exceptionally large, then they will be. Currently, you suffer from a rare condition in females called Crypto-emotional Testiculary Identity which makes you retarded. Sorry, but that's just how it is.

by Keef Scott September 13, 2020