cripplesticks

1. A slang term for crutches
2. an expression of irritation

1. "That guy broke his leg and is now using cripplesticks"
2. "Man, I just broke your TV"
"cripplesticks"

by Elliott Solomon August 2, 2003

crippleware

Software or hardware that limits consumer choice.

I'm not buying that crippleware iPhone or iPod since I don't want to have to buy all my music from iTunes.

by wavedeva January 15, 2007

Crippled Sparrow

A sexual position requiring 5 dudes and 1 chick. The chick has a dick in her ass, snatch, mouth, and 1 in each hand. The only person moving is the chick and it slightly resembles a writhing bird.

Me and 4 buddies of mine went to the whore house so we could give a bitch the crippled sparrow.

by Marc Rinke May 22, 2008

canadian crippler

Souped up version of the shocker, two fingers for the pink, two for the stink.

Liza just loved the canadian crippler, altough my fingers smelled like poop for two days!

by Jdeleons September 12, 2005

Crippler Crossface

str8 up gangsta special; will make anyone tap

Chris Benoit 0wnz jo0!

by J 0 K A February 22, 2005

Crippler

The crippler is when you have to shit so bad that you can hardly walk to the restroom. Generally produces cramp like effects in your anus with pain so bad you can't walk.

I was headed for the restroom when I got hit by the crippler and almost shit my pants.

by king of the shitters August 13, 2009

Crippler

The Crippler is a person with a huge penis.

Do yo wanna see the crippler?

by Mungzilla November 24, 2007