Corvette

America's long enduring sports car. Celebrating 50 years of forward-thinking engineering and technology.
Often associated with middle-aged men trying to pick up young women.

Look at that dude in the toupee riding in his old 'vette... he must be makin up for a small penis.

by ebony luvr July 11, 2003

Corvette

Compensation for a small penis or erectile difficulties.

As soon as I found that I would be basically dickless for the rest of my life, I started saving for a corvette.

by import June 12, 2005

Corvette Dick

A small penis. Basically describes the genital size of the owner or the perspective owner of said car. Generally, the owner or of the perspective car seek the Corvette to overcompensate for their lack of bulge in their pants.

Man, that bitch still turned me down. Damn Corvette Dick does it every time!

by tylercee September 13, 2010

Red Corvette

A euphemism for a very small penis.

Johnny spends a lot of time polishing his red Corvette.

by Shlabotnic July 1, 2006

corvette

An ugly cheaply-made car chevy puts out. Basically a tin can. Crumbles in any accident because only asses drive them anyway. Has an abnormally big ugly ass end.

jess: my eclipse totally took that corvette today.
corey: yeah, i saw it's ass end fly into a telephone pole because it couldn't handle that turn and then it crumbled like a tin can.

by 5ubliminal January 22, 2006

corvette owner

A person that buys a car to make up for some other lacking feature. ie, can't afford a real race car, or needs to bring special attention to himself. Females are not applicable to being a "Corvette owners" as they actually enjoy the ownership of the vehicle not the attention that it brings. A real corvette owner will not drive in the rain nor drive if rain is in the forecast. Rain will melt a corvette owner just as it melts snowflakes.

At the traffic light next to me was a corvette owner. 2019 White nice looking car. When we took off, I heard the car stall as he was not proficient with a manual transmission.

by E. Howard Hunt May 14, 2020

Orange Corvette

Play Oculus right now b**ch

Hey Blume, did you hear about the orange corvette? Better go put on your headset

by Kawi82gotwaboi October 6, 2021