corking

When a girl is on her period but still wants to go skinny dipping, so she utilizes a male escort's penis to use an equivalent to a tampon.
"You guys I really want to go skinny dipping with you, but I'm on my period right now. Brain, would you kindly help by corking me?
by g00dlandscaping June 29, 2012
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Cork

When someone has sex with a woman while her tampon is in so that is put so far up her vagina she must have it removed.
"He corked me so hard on halloween I had to go to the gyno to have my tampon removed."
by The Green Hulk December 02, 2013
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Corking

This is a gay act in which the following happens:

A guy has a tiny cork put into his penis hole, and this causes it to strethc. They put in a bigger cork each time until, the hole is big enough for another man to put his penis into the first man's penis hole.
Gay guy 1: What do you want to try?
Gay guy 2: Some corking?
by Meteorain July 16, 2006
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Corking It

Using pills such as Viagra to achieve a boner.
Much like in baseball, the act of corking your bat is illegal in the bedroom. It gives you the unfair advantage in competition, but once you are out of the major leagues and settle down corking it is perfectly legal in order to 'relive the glory days'.
1. Connie: "So last night, me and James were going to make love, when I found out he's been corking it."
by SM_905 July 16, 2009
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pop corks

Verb. 1) To drink wine. 2) To imbibe. 3) To feel great. 4) To cast away the dilemmas and doldrums of this venomous world by opening an epic bottle of wine or champagne.
Matt: What a day.
Amy: No shit.
Matt: Can't believe we have to go to this staff dinner, it's a total Jihad.
Amy: Let's go get some wine, pop corks, and screw in the break room.
Matt: Done and done.

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Jason: This dude on Monday Night Football is a real asswipe.
Ryno: Korn-hole-zer? He's the worst of the worst.
Jason: I'm turning it off.
Ryno: Let's pop corks and call dem bitches.
Jason. Done and done.
by Rykirb September 17, 2008
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Cop Cork

Where traffic has pilled up and has slowed down due to one police office driving the speed limit at the head of the pack.
Sorry I was late. There was a serious cop cork on the parkway.
by DollarReel October 13, 2005
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cork sniffer

A derogatory term used to describe a person that tends to overanalyze physical properties that may not even be relevant.

These people seem to split hairs on details and are usually just percieved as windbags who just like to hear themselves speak.

The implied insult of the word, is that the corksniffer, is a lab worker that microanalyzes everything to the extreme, but fails to see the big picture.

The term probably originated in the wine industry or the wine conneisour pastime to describe people that innaccurately believe they can tell the quality of a wine by sniffing the cork.

This term is very commonly used in the discussion pages of popular online forums dealing with guitars, in which the cork sniffers are the ones that argue and debate over the subtleties of various factors that contribute to tone, such as wood types used, guitar picup types, body shapes, finishing methods, manufacturing proccess etc.
The term is generally used to imply that these very people don't really have any experience with the actual playing of the instruments, but they are simply analyzing or evaluating tone based on theory or science, instead of just listening.

The corksniffers completely miss the point.
"Hey, can you belive that guy?

Trying to say that adding cat hair to the varnish of a guitar will brighten the sound of it's tone."

"Aw, don't listen to that cork sniffer."
by Dave Aronow February 12, 2008
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