Coitography

Just a fancy word for how many sexual partners one has had: Notches on the bedpost, if you will. Particularly useful if you want to keep the appearance of talking about it high-brow and covert.

So how'd the meet-up with that Sam from Tinder go last night?
Alright, but he wanted to delve into my coitography after the first round, I told him about the stint at Uni after breaking up with Alex, and his mood towards me changed.
Oh well, back to the drawing board.

by Benni Venutti August 17, 2020

Copitalism

Copitalism is when cops are the owners of the means of production. So instead of capitalism where private enterprises own means of production, in Copitalism the police own all businesses

Teacher: “So my students, you all know capitalism and socialism right? We’ll get ready for…. Copitalism”

*all the students clap and cheer*

by Bluburry February 26, 2023

torching the capitol

v. Destroying something difficult to constuct and of immense value and utility to mankind in order to save yourself from zombies or a righteous mob.

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See the news? They are torching the capitol. What a shame. So many people died building it.

Mostly slaves.

True.

by gnostic3 January 30, 2020

with a capitol C

When you want to really emphasize the meaning of a word, you would say (insert word) with a capitol (insert letter that word starts with)

ex. bitch. you would say "bitch with a capitol B".

The title is only for example

Brent "Dude did u see that? That woman just cut me off!"

Wes " Was a cunt with a capitol C!"

by Professory larry February 26, 2009

capitonoff

A last name meaning "royal" or "higher up"

Her: I'm tired of being poor
Him: my love, I'm capitonoff

by Goddess of all definitions March 21, 2022

Capitol

The building in which the United States Congress meets, as well as where the President is inaugurated. This building represents democracy and civility. Also on January 6th, 2021, a violent mob of Trump supporters broke into the capitol in an attempt to stop the counting of the Electoral College votes that would confirm Joe Biden as President.

Chester: Did you hear about what happened at the capitol building yesterday?
Herbert: Yeah! Didn't angry Trumpies break in and vandalize the building?
Chester: yes

by choderman January 7, 2021

capitol

when something is absolutely awesome and outrageously fantastic.

"Wow...that video is capitol!"

by {{.. gangsta ..}} January 1, 2009