Bergman Conversation

When you call someone and they dont pick up so you leave a message. The same person calls you back only you dont pick up so they leave a message. If this pattern keeps happening, You're having a Bergman conversation. Bergman conversations can be as long as people keep calling.

"He moved to Poland so everytime we called eachother the other one was sleeping, it all ended up as one long bergman conversation."

by s-t-e-f October 22, 2008

D-E Conversation

Similar to an A-B conversation, (so C yourself out) but more serious in nature.

Can also be used when the two conversing have names starting with D and E respectively.

-Donald: So I was about to pull an RTFWBG on the bitch when...
-Gary: HAY GUISE WHATS UP
-Evan: This is a D-E Conversation so F YOU!!!

by OMGWTFBBQ22 July 21, 2009

Commercial conversation

Having a conversation with someone only during the commercial break of a TV show or sporting event, quickly ending when the program comes back on.

Only having 2 minutes and two seconds per commercial conversation, Danny and June took the entire Super Bowl to decide where to have dinner that weekend.

by bob_c_o January 18, 2010

poontang conversion

noun - a cynical, derogatory, term used to invalidate and belittle someone's acceptance of Christ, after becoming involved with a significant other. Usage requires not actually asking the person in question about their experience, their personal relationship with Jesus, their walk in faith, or any aspect of their testimony. Usually used by those who want to feel intellectually superior to those of faith.

I've known him for years! He just "accepted Jesus" to get into her pants. It's a poontang conversion!

Yeah, I've seen this all before, it's a poontang conversion.

He's saved? I never would have expected that! It must be a poontang conversion.

by B.o.G. (Boy of God) August 3, 2010

Convent of the Sacred Heart

An exclusive all girls San Francisco private school, with an elementary school and high school. These girls defy all stereotypes they have been given, and when times get hard, they are as close as friends could ever be. When graduation comes around, it feels like sisters are being torn apart, so it doesn't matter what other schools, like Hamlin and Burkes, or SI or Lick say, because Convent girls always have each other. They dismiss all the names all schools have labeled them with, such as Whore House, or Hoes on a Hill, Bitches on Broadway, and so many more, because they are smart girls, with big dreams. Convent girls deserve more credit than they are given.

"Look at that girl with the short skirt and designer bag. She must go to Convent of the Sacred Heart"
"Ew. She looks like a hoe."
"No. You are wrong! She is a super nice convent girl."

by justansfkid March 1, 2012

convenient

(adjective) 1. used to describe someone who is serviceable, available, or user friendly in a time that coincides with drunken lonliness syndrome

Drunk girl: Zac is laying in his bed, and I want to cuddle with him in his bed...how convenient!

by dansr73 February 10, 2007

Convosite

A conversational parasite. One who often begins a conversation but makes no effort to carry it. They rely on you to converse while the only contribution they make are filler questions like, "What's new?". An annoying characteristic of a convosite is its apparent disinterest in the conversation that it initiated in the first place. They don't seem to have anything interesting to say.

In an instant messenger chat:

Convosite: "Hey"
You: "Hi there."
Convosite: "What's up?"
You: "I'm just getting dressed, about to head out for a party."
Convosite: "K"

(...time passes)
Convosite: "What's new?"
You: "Nothing since the last time you asked which was 5 minutes ago..."
Convosite: "K"
(...time passes)
Convosite: "So what can you tell me?"
You: "Dude, stop asking convositic questions. Say something interesting or shutup!"

by Kady_Neverwhere May 18, 2009