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Wad of condoms

A large amount of condoms.

A group of Geese are a Gaggle.
A group of Crows is a Murder.
A group of Condoms is a Wad.
Male 1 - I'm going muck spreading this weekend this weekend.
Male 2 - Mate, you're going to need a wad of condoms then.
Mother of male 1 - High fives male 1 and hands over 10 condoms.
by Angered Beaver December 31, 2018
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Women who carry condoms

A woman who carries her own condoms is a woman who cares about herself, her life, and her partners. She is not a whore, tramp, skank, slut, prostitute, diseased, dirty, cheap, ready for sex at any point, an embarrassment, or any other derogatory insult.
Women who carry condoms: a woman that has no problem carrying condoms for her own use, anad does so because she is empowered.

Empowered women carry condoms.
Michelle carries condoms because she cares about her life as much as she does having fun.
by NSG75 February 24, 2015
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condomination

The act in which using a condom takes over the world.

Side effects include: Extremely sore penis, herpes, HIV, and many more.
"dont go near him.. he's addicted to condomination"
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Condominic

A person who is mysteriously able to obtain very high grades in school despite watching NBA on his laptop during classes.
Don't be a closet mugger; be a condominic.
by RandalGodwin March 15, 2011
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Sound Condoms

Meaning:
Alpine MusicSafe Pro.
This is a pair of earpieces, that partially block out sound around you, so it remains audible, but not loud enough to be bad for your ears.

Emythology:
Sound Condoms obviously comes from Sound and Condom. Condoms preserve the fun and reduce the risk of what they're used for, which I'm not going to literally post here. Sound Condoms make sure you can still hear your music and enjoy it, but just reduce the chance of permanent hearing damage, just like normal condoms protect you from AIDS.
Guy1:
Aargh! That drumkit is LOUC, bro! Why don't you have hearing damage yet!?
Guy2:
I use Sound Condoms
Guy1:
Eh?
Guy2:
See? *shows the contents of his ears*
Guy1:
Ah. I get it.
by ChromeLynx May 15, 2010
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Condomination

The act of dominating a conversation by going on and on, interrupting, or trying to guess what the other person is going to say next.
Rosie O' Donnell never lets people get aword in edgewise. Her show is pure condomination.
by John Tollefson January 4, 2007
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Condominic

A highly intelligent person with a stomach that has long, green and slimy hair.
He may be smart, but I know him to be a Condominic.
by BulldogMan February 23, 2011
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