Concierge

A fancy name for a person that has access to Google and who's job is to search hotels, restaurants, airlines, etc. in order to book reservations for people that are too lazy and/or rich to do it themselves.

Concierge: Thank you for calling concierge services, how can I help you?
Mr. Smith: I'm flying into NYC this weekend and need to book the best hotel and booty bar please.
Concierge: Sure (googles "best hotel in NYC" then "best strip club in NYC" and proceeds to book reservations). Mr. Smith, your reservations have been made.

by JDL 2010 September 25, 2010

concerned women for America

a bunch of bible-reading fat ugly slags who doesn't notice that their husbands are screwing gorgeous liberal women.

concerned women for America... the only thing you should be concerned about are your husbands infidelity

by AndreaCow December 10, 2006

alter cocker

old shit or old fart. an old man who sits around grousing and complaining all the time.

That alter cocker was complaining about the pickles and now is whining about the chopped liver. He should up and die already!

by ken69 January 27, 2009

concert trash

An offensive term for a subculture of ugly high-school girls that go to shows and seldom every watch the bands. They usually wear outfits with polka dots, bows and headbands, tight t-shirts advertising terrible bands like Chiodos (which look all the more tighter consideirng most concert trash are fat) and an unnecessary amount of eye-makeup. While they usually have more money than your average joe, they do everything they can to appear underground (this, however, doesn't stop them from bringing their $200 RAZRs and $300 iPods to local shows). It is important to note that the ugliness and nerdiness of concert trash seperates them from your typical scene chicks.

"Are you going to the Static Lullaby show on Saturday?"

"Hell no. There'll be way too much concert trash."

by jjjizzones February 4, 2007

Cockeration

When many men get together and preform sexual acts on multiple women.

Dylan-Alex are we going to have a cockeration this summer?

Alex- Sure we can invite philip!

by MccoyBros June 6, 2009

Concert buddies

Friends who get together once a year to see a live concert.

Let's get together with our concert buddies to see the rock concert next month.

by Jack billsworth the third December 27, 2011

glow cocker

a man who places a glow bracelet around his penis and testicles at festivals in order to be seen at night and to be identified by his friends and fellow glow cockers.

Did you see the glow cockers dancing at the Firewater Lounge last night? I think that's worse than shirt cocking.

by EvilDorkGirl July 1, 2010