Do you compete?

Asking someone if they compete implies their physique is nice and enough for a physique competition.

This is the highest form of compliment. Popularized by Soosh, this is a sure fire way to get a rockets number.

"Hey do you compete?"

"Haha, no but maybe some day, what's your instagram?"
"@Chaz_is_poor"

by Chazizpoor February 17, 2021

Compensator

When someone drives a humongous lifted pickup truck b/c they have a chode or aka tiny penis.

"Look at that lifted truck, that's a big truck!" "Yeah that person is definitely driving a compensator!"

by assassin88man August 30, 2014

Compersion

Love your lover's lover for they too love your lover

Love is multiplicative, compersion in nature. Love in its whole is much greater than the sum of the discrete pairings.

by HoneyBunsofSteel October 25, 2020

Comprende

To Understand, usually ask in a question, which is finished with Comprende.

Comprende? : You Understand?

by Conor Nickargra May 16, 2006

comprehandle

to understand and handle a subject

My brain is too much for you to comprehandle.

by KeenanP April 24, 2021

comfrence

The urban way to say conference

I have the customer on the phone. I will comfrence you in.

by Anthony Sosa December 24, 2008

compenscate

To justifiably steal something, usually from an employer, especially after losing one's job.

"Dude, where'd you get that laptop?" "I compenscated it after Inacomp announced they were closing. I mean, they're screwed anyway, they'll never miss it, and I deserve it."

by DrewinMadtown April 8, 2008