coma beard

When someone is in coma so he can't shave his beard he grows coma beard.

Patient: "Good morning... WHAT IS THIS? I never grow beard!"
Nurse: "It's just a coma beard."

by llion March 12, 2008

Coma-cumming

The state of a coma that comes after hours of repetitive masturbation and thus also cumming.
Quite popular among youngsters these days, because it is said that it gives a "nice" feeling. It is addictive

Only a few cases have been reported in which people did not survive this severe condition.

Last week, my mom found me in a coma-cumming condition in my room. That was a major bummer.

by Master BeiTing October 30, 2010

cemara

They are really outgoing and fun,they are really fun to be around. Love to make people laugh, great for relationships are very committed.Very cute and adorable and attract boys

Person: Nice joke Cemara

by Londonlooks March 31, 2017

Camarvan

The Camarvan is the Drug Caravan that started L’Manburg (also known as Manburg for a small time under Jschlatts reign) the people that started the Camarvan are TommyInnit and Wilbur Soot but Tubbo and Fundy came around shortly later.

Guy 1: Want to make some Drugs
Guy 2: Yeah let’s go to the Camarvan

by RyanIsSleepy February 8, 2021

powerpoint coma

a coma induced by a powerpoint presentation that is too long (lol, arent they all?), too terrible (lol, arent they all?), or poorly presented (lol, arent they all?)

- uh-oh My Audience has fallen into a powerpoint coma
- The only thing I can do now is put them in funny poses and leave.

(quoted from Scott Adams, dilbert.com/strips/comic/2010-06-25/)

by karbyn July 5, 2010

math coma

Originally coined by Jenna Lemire, A math coma is the stretch of time that can last anywhere from thirty seconds to forty years after a full period of math class in the morning at school. Your brain is so used to tuning out and your eyes glazing over, that you just stay like that. Another case may be after working so incredibly hard on math problems, your brain fizzes out and you don't speak coherent sentences for the rest of the day until being pelted with balls in gym class.

Jenna: Hey Brent-

Brent: ...

Jenna: Oh dear god! He's in a math coma!

by PhilosophyHurts April 28, 2011

Italian Coma

The act of eating large portions of pasta and then falling asleep.

Angelo: Did you hear Tony’s in an Italian coma?
Stefano: Yeah I just saw him eat a whole bowl of pasta and then lay on the couch

by Michael Calzone March 22, 2020