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Cockpipe

The throat of a female, homosexual male, or some dogs, that's primary function is to produce a path for a penis to flow.
"Man I hope she gives me a blowjob tonight."

"No way man, she's got the flu. Her cockpipe is all sorts of clogged up."

"Nah dude I know. It just needs some plumbing."
by bigthumb October 11, 2009
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Cocksnap

- noun (partner dance)

1. a dance step which involves the simultaneous snapping of one's fingers and cocking of one's head to the side; often accompanied by awkward straight-legged kicking.

2. one frequently performs the cocksnap while dancing with a mortified partner.

- verb (partner dance)

tr.
1. to execute such movements while dancing: "The woman cocksnapped arhythmically throughout the dance.

intr.
2. to terrorize male dancers by lurking in the shadows of a dance hall and suddenly springing upon them and devouring a portion of their souls: Oh man, thats the second time tonight that poor Peter has gotten cocksnapped!
Etymology:
Cocksnap is a 21st century mythological figure typically associated with the vernacular dancing cultures of American Pacific Northwest region. Not unlike the 'Boogie man' or Erkoenig, in British and German lore respectively, the Cocksnap causes those with whom it dances to lose their will to live. Supposedly the Cocksnap's name comes from a head movement typically done by the creature while snapping its fingers which, when performed repeatedly, causes her expecting victims unfathomable suffering, leaving them, in the end, empty shells of the men they once were. Cocksnaps are typically female, but may occasionally be male. (see Male Cocksnap)
by Seattle Lindyhop August 26, 2007
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cocksniff

1 to ask something stupid when your with guys
2 to be way to short
1(eg:Wayne: wheres the bong?
johnny:Wayne fuck your a cocksniff the bongs on ya lap)
2hey corey look at that COCKSNIFF
by error13 January 1, 2007
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big cockaniteis

a disease in which your dick gets so big it explodes. And then your left with nothing but a hole which makes you a chick.
Over dose on viagra, it gives u big cockaniteis
by christapher walkins August 15, 2009
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cocksiteosis

When that's all women talk about and want is cock.
person 1) Hey, she is all over my shit!
person 2) She must have the disease all women get!
person 1) WHAT!?#$
person 2) She must have the cocksiteosis!
by horsefly October 10, 2005
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Cocksnake

A word used to describe anyone who is far beyond the "douche bag" status. A person who slithers & lives in anothers underwear. A total brown noser.
Bob is a real cocksnake. He has been in the boss's drawers trying to get that promotion.
by idrum6969 January 21, 2009
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cockstipated

whenever you have cock shoved so far up your ass that you have to poop rendering your shit button useless.
doug: "pull it out steve because im getting cockstipated!"
by 6THREE!8 July 3, 2010
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