Most often when a male encounters a female and gets the facebook add. The newly met female posts something flirty and is quickly met with a post right above by a girlfriend or the girlfriend's friend.
This is intended to let the male know that she read this new girl's post and does not approve of it.
NOTE: To prevent facebook cockblocks send private messages in the future.
This is intended to let the male know that she read this new girl's post and does not approve of it.
NOTE: To prevent facebook cockblocks send private messages in the future.
Matt's facebook wall:
GF's post: Heyy babe, just wanted to say i love you so much! (translation: dont you fucking respond to that post below or i will rip off your nuts)
Shirley's post: hey matt, i had a great time last night with you! give me a call sometime :)
(later)
Matt: Yeah i met this hot chick last night at the concert, but lauren facebook cockblocked me when she wrote on my wall
GF's post: Heyy babe, just wanted to say i love you so much! (translation: dont you fucking respond to that post below or i will rip off your nuts)
Shirley's post: hey matt, i had a great time last night with you! give me a call sometime :)
(later)
Matt: Yeah i met this hot chick last night at the concert, but lauren facebook cockblocked me when she wrote on my wall
by gordonchem September 29, 2009
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by PMR February 24, 2003
Get the cockblocker mug.1. A female who accompanies her male friend(s) out and then prevents them from getting any attention from other females by her mere presence. Other females will think she is his girlfriend. So then if he tries to run his game, he looks like the asshole who is hitting on other girls right in front of his "girlfriend."
2. An ugly girl who comes out with her cute girlfriend(s) and prevents the cute girls from getting any game.
3. "Girls' night out." This is a cockblocker by virtue of its name and implications. There will inevitably be a girl or two in this group who are man-haters. They will brainwash their cute girlfriends into thinking men are bad, players, jerks. They will convince their cute girlfriends that girls need to stick together, no men tonight.
2. An ugly girl who comes out with her cute girlfriend(s) and prevents the cute girls from getting any game.
3. "Girls' night out." This is a cockblocker by virtue of its name and implications. There will inevitably be a girl or two in this group who are man-haters. They will brainwash their cute girlfriends into thinking men are bad, players, jerks. They will convince their cute girlfriends that girls need to stick together, no men tonight.
1. Joe: Does Judy really need to tag along with us tonight? She's such a cockblocker, everyone thinks she's my girlfriend!
2. Cody: Hey Trevor, that girl is cute. Will you be my wingman and distract her ugly friend while I go talk to her? Trevor: No way dude, her friend is hideous!
In this situation, the ugly girlfriend is cockblocking her cute girlfriend.
3. Jessica: It's girl's night out! Yayyy no guys tonight! Ok girls, remember, we gotta stick together. Don't get sucked into any man-traps!
2. Cody: Hey Trevor, that girl is cute. Will you be my wingman and distract her ugly friend while I go talk to her? Trevor: No way dude, her friend is hideous!
In this situation, the ugly girlfriend is cockblocking her cute girlfriend.
3. Jessica: It's girl's night out! Yayyy no guys tonight! Ok girls, remember, we gotta stick together. Don't get sucked into any man-traps!
by TNTgirll September 29, 2007
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