COCK BLOCK

someone who prevents others from pulling
(doing a mark)

Guy - Hey, do you want a drink?
Girl - Yeah, sure
COCK BLOCK MARK - YEEAAAH, THREE POINT ONNEEE
Girl - *Leaves*

by Anonymouswindsor3.1 October 28, 2010

clock blocked

when you can't get to a web page because your computer or mobile phone is too slow or has a poor connection and all you get is a spinning clock.

I needed to look up the restaurant's phone number but I was in a dead zone and I got clock blocked every time I Googled it.

by RobynG November 16, 2010

Crock block

When your room mate turns off your slow cooker.

Oh my god, last night I was totally cooking some outrageous chili and my room mate totally crock blocked me.

by octolovins August 21, 2009

cock block master

a person, male or female, who has perfected the art of cock blocking

Ahhh shit, Stevie's here. He is a cock block master. No chance of hooking up tonight

by blaze bro 22 April 8, 2011

Boston Cock Block

Unlike a cock block, when anyone can jump the gun on you. When you're scouting a girl at a bar and your bro jumps in front of you to kick it.

Mike to Phil -"You see that hottie in the blue tank top over there by the bar? After I take a piss I'm on it."

**Mike goes to the bathroom and comes back to find his buddy Phil all over Jenna in the blue tank top**

Justin to Mike - "Oh man did you see that? Phil just layed a Boston Cock Block on you. Harsh!"

by Zaphod Beebs June 3, 2010

cock block squad

Founded by Jordan, Hershel, and Nicos. Originated in the city of El Paso, Texas. The cock block squad is notorious for their extreme ability to cock block any one at any moment. Diego is a prime victim.

Bro, did you see Diego and Adriana hooking up? Of course Not! I cockblocked the fucking shit out of them!

by Jordan April 10, 2005

cock block

to keep a brother from getting laid with your pressence

johns little brother cock blocked him by not leaving the room.

by M&M October 23, 2003