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Clintosterone

The element founded by Norweigan scientist Hanz Freidrikin 1989 , that makes the body simply give up on life itself. The disease, if you will, usually enters the body during puberty, typically when under commmand of a tyrranous father figure named "Rodney-Da".

Symptoms of this rare element are: laziness, fatigue, excessive thirst (usually alcholic beverages), the inability to grow facial hair, an acute hormonal addiction to Coca-Cola products,
making friends with awkward bi-racial homeschoolers, and the monotonous, day-to-day obsession with getting a girl to call/text you back.

In most cases of Clintosterone entering the system, the victim has appeared to show "diet" like behaviors when in social situations that may occur around fancied female subjects mentioned before.

May God have mercy on any life-form that may come into contact with this horrendous element.
you will know the example of Clintosterone when you discover his fate
by c_rythm007 January 27, 2009
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Clintonian

Disingenuous and prone to failure to the most extreme degree.
The pathological liar's reputation was not just deplorable, it was downright Clintonian.
by Mickey Truth February 7, 2017
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When a group of people are all together, doing a Tesla Roadster with somebody else in a circle
Mitchell Broeckling: I was at this party where we ended up doing a Clinton County Ferris Wheel
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Clint Barton

the most underrated MCU character in the entire franchise! he is the best archer on the planet and deserves some love too.

he is a retired superhero and lives on a farm with his wife and three kids. and is the best archer.
hey doesn't Clint Barton deserve his own movie
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thin client

In techno-speak, a thin client is a minimal client that relies on the server to do most of its processing. Thin clients have their memory erased every night. When applied to a person, it refers to someone who seems incapable of learning anything.
I do believe Mark is a thin client. Every thing we teach that fellow, he promptly forgets the next day.
by PseudomonasAureginosa October 30, 2009
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Bill Clinton Special

To receive a blowjob from a co-worker without making said event public knowledge.
"Did you see James yesterday?"
"No, I bet he got a Bill Clinton special last night"
by TheShaqAttaq January 22, 2017
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A Clint Stevens

A classic blunder known in the speed running world, in which you improve too quickly and so you’ll have reds for the rest of your life
Super really fucked up by pulling a Clint Stevens, he’ll never beat that Minecraft speedrun time
by Sorrow_boy November 1, 2020
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