Claireneedstoshift

A really hot,funny,relatable,mutual of mine. Also a girl that needs to shift.

Claireneedstoshift is so funny bro.

by reesewiha_fork July 9, 2021

Golden Clarinet

A golden clarinet can also be described as a soprano saxophone. This is the safest of woodwind instruments seconded by the bass flute.

stroup played the golden clarinet better than any apple core in the state.

by oH nOO sHe BRoKe March 2, 2017

Cleaning the clarinet

The action of rubbing and tugging on one's penis that will eventually cause ejaculation.

I was cleaning the clarinet last night and it got all over the sheets.

by Johnny McLimp October 12, 2016

Clarinet

I don't know I've never heard one.

Band Director: Ok band from the beginning
After the song ends
Band Director: Clarinets are you even playing

by fermatata November 23, 2018

clarinet mafia

the best group that you'd wanna be in..

yes we r clarinet mafia

by yesohyesohno September 8, 2020

Clarinettage

The amount of clarinet practice you have done in a time frame. Clarinettage is slang and can be used colloquially in an informal conversation.

Your friend approaches you and asks, "Hey Sam how much practice have you done today?" I would reply "Well i have done about 3.5 hours of Clarinettage today Gabi, what about you?"

by Samuel Cantori January 1, 2009

Flaming Clarinet

A sexual act that occurs when person A shits into a clarinet, lights it on fire, and forcible inserts it into the anus or vagina of person B. This is not a sexual act for the faint of heart.

Becky: Ohhhhh, baby, give me that flaming clarinet!
Ryan: I don't know, I just pooped. I don't think I can squeeze one out right now.
Becky: It's fine. I just ate Taco Bell; the poop is flowing like the Rio Grande!

by Cockdriller August 11, 2010