clacker

The small object inside a spraypaint can that mixes the contents when shook.

The can went "Clackety, clack, clack, clack" as it rolled across the floor.

by phat104u January 7, 2005

cork your clacker

An example of banter telling someone to be quiet, to stop talking through their arse. clacker = arse.

Joanne was bugging me so I told her to shut her cakehole. She retorted with "cork your clacker"

by fadam7811 November 29, 2011

Clackers

Describing something that is extremely good/cool or in fashion.

Maa'aate! That chick Rufus hooked last nite was the Clackers!!

by Woody P September 20, 2007

Clackers

Spectacularly droopy breasts, that can be imagined beating together in similar fashion to the childs toy of the same name when the possesor of said clackers moves in a vertical direction. Also see clackerknobs. Has been transmuted into a slang term for breasts of all descriptions.

Would you look at the clackers on that?!?!?!

Refernces in the UK red top press to Judy Finnegan exposing her clackers on live TV when her top collapsed at an awards ceremony.

by Ian McHugh April 20, 2008

wackety chackety shmack

really awesome, excellent, something outrageously good.

"dude, that horse has five willies!"
"ohhh, that shit is wackety chackety shmack!"

by burakism producer May 12, 2006

Clacker Smacker

To get hit in the genitalia, usually by an object not a body part.

(Guy Skateboarding): Hey guys check this grind!
(bails and falls on genitalia)
(Skater's Friend): Ooooh, what a clacker smacker

by ZXABDEF August 29, 2009

clacker

A court reporter, from the noise the court reporter's machine makes when the minutes of a trial are recorded.

The clacker was stuck in traffic, so we have to wait until she gets into the courtroom.

by pentozali February 4, 2009