Choking the Mouse

When someone is committing a lengthy amount of time masturbating to online content.

"Xavier, you gonna come out with us tonight?"

"Nahh, I got work in the morning. I'mma be choking the mouse tonight!"

by Walter Phillips November 12, 2011

Choking on oxygen

To fail at something very simple.

Team A were choking on oxygen when asked to write down their names

by Charkie40 May 7, 2015

Choking the Chicken

To kill a chicken by strangulation

Wow look at him choke that chicken and by that i mean he is not masturbating

by Sphinctar May 8, 2003

Choking the Goat

To masturbate, to beat the meat, to jack off.

Person 1: Why was your door locked for 3 minutes this afternoon?

Person 2: You know how it is. Just choking the goat and shit.

by NaderI May 5, 2011

choking you

forcing somebody to do a work with no money or much lower payroll .

I'm choking you because you are my prisoner .

by behzad.naseri January 22, 2011

Choking the Chicken

wack off, jack off

Jack likes to wack off while watching porn movies!

by Jack July 6, 2003

Choking

its were you eat a slug and it hates you so you make these stupid sounds and die. BOOM

Mum im choking on food again help me

by Llaayyllaa June 17, 2019