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Choder Monkey

A term used to refer to a stupid goofy ass child, young adult, or immature adult. Also, refers to a member of a group of people that sit around all day and argue over the definition of the word Chode.
I beat down that little Choder Monkey when he steps out of line, no doubt!!!

Check out all those fuckin choder monkey's on urban dictionary.com
by Apollo Isley May 1, 2007
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choderboat

Similar to a motorboat, a choderboat is when a woman buries her mouth in a male chode and exhales while simulating the sound of a boat engine while rapidly shaking her head from side to side.
Last night when your girlfriend was blacked out, she gave me a choderboat for 20 minutes before she passed out.
by El Dollar July 9, 2007
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chode slammer

When a male possesses a chode he (1) Slams his chode or (2) slams his chode with other males who possess a chode
by Trashing12thscj January 6, 2014
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Chode Zone

A place or establishment where a group of douchebags hang out, or gather. Typically drinking cheap beer and wearing sandals.
Wanna go to the bar next to the volleyball court? Nah man that place is a total chode zone!
by BaileyStrum September 28, 2018
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chode nuts

Someone with really fat, gargantuan, giant balls. You can interpret this two ways:
1. He's got nuts so fat, they're comparable to a chode
2. Referencing the One-Two combo that is Dick and Balls
Person 1: Did you see Brendon's chode nuts?
Person 2: How fat are they?
Person 1: Last time I checked, they were 8.36 meters in diameter and .72 nanometers in height.
Person 2: Damn.
by pinjer September 30, 2018
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Chode with lips

Ajit Pai the well known American lawyer who serves as the Chairman of the United States Federal Communications Commission.
Ajit Pai is a chode with lips
by FancyFebu June 4, 2019
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chinese chode

A person's chode that is so small that it's inside out and is just a hole where the penis is sussposed to be.
Man: "hey, give me head!"
Women: "no, you have a chinese chode!"
Man:" well, then put on a strap on and fuck the hole"
Women:" ok!"
by Ackismack January 1, 2018
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