two dads and a chemistry set

A witty comeback to "your mom," popularized by a student in Georgia.

"YOUR MOM!"

"At least I have a mom. You've got two dads and a chemistry set!"

(Usually followed by "Ohhh, what now?")

by ChibiChrissi October 6, 2006

Love chemistry

When two people are meant for each other. No matter how much they both will deny it, everyone else around them sees it.

Look! They both definitely have love chemistry.

by Jessiepoo February 9, 2014

chemistry

The result of what happens when Math and Science become butt buddies.

Jennifer: So Sally, you up for some Chemistry Pre-AP PSAT CAHSEE College-prep Testing?! WHOOOOO CHEMISTRY!

Sally: Fuck chemistry, I'm becoming a stripper, bitch.

by Mjolnir1134 June 5, 2007

Honors chemistry

A very boring and complicated class that you should only take if you want to stress your balls out.

Why the hell did I take honors chemistry?! This class is harder than my nipples!

by Cray Cray J April 2, 2019

chemsturbating

When two nerds speak excitedly about complex nerdy chemistry ideas that mean nothing to those surrounding them but it fully intellectually excites them.

What are those nerds talking about?" "I have no idea... something about hydrogen bonding?" "They must be chemsturbating.

by nastasya June 10, 2011

chemistry shits

When you have to fart or shit but you're not sure if it is a solid, a liquid, or a gas. But you're too scared to experiment.

Guy A: Dude, I need to find a bathroom asap.

Guy B: Why, what's up?
Guy A: I've got the chemistry shits.
Guy B: Brutal!

by ak8807 November 11, 2014

chemise

A very short piece of lingerie. Used under dresses and skirts.

I saw her silky chemise when her skirt flipped up.

by Neiti Lutka January 18, 2004