chatter-fuck

when two straight male friends are hanging out somewhere like a casual night. they are relatively comfortable with each other and start to talk about any thing. eventually they start to talk about their personal and sexual lives and might ask qusetions like; "what hand do you jerk off with?", "how many times a week do you jerk off?" most times the two people get so comfortable with each other the end of the conversation results in the two friends hooking-up or jerking off.

Chad and Steve were hanging out when their night turned into a chatter-fuck.

by anonymous4321e November 17, 2009

cattle prong

pinching someone HARD on the inside of the arm with you're index finger and thumb.

"Zack left a HUGE bruise when he cattle pronged my arm!"

by ~JV November 27, 2009

cattle spanking

An agrresive way one might masturbate, especially with large Male genatalia.

This Bish was so fine, I found the nearest restroom and engaged in some rigorous Cattle spanking.

by Steaks from Jake's farm November 21, 2020

cattle feeder

A large metal round pool which is meant to feed livestock but city kids will swim in it. Durning the winter time they will chop up the frozen water and throw chunks of dirty ice at each other

I saw Robby throw a chunk of ice from the "cattle feeder" at Phils face. It was funniest thing ever

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj July 17, 2022

urban cattle

almost brainless humans who wander about cities, stepping into traffic, standing on the white center lines as cars zip by. Also move aimlessly on sidewalks, often blocking or forcing those actually going somewhere with a purpose to go around them. Similarly to the cows that reputedly wander the streets of large cities in India more or less as they please.

The traffic lights had a count-down to when the pedestrian crossing would commence, but the urban cattle were already off the curb at minus 10 seconds, targets for any fast traffic running the crosswalk on yellow.

by Lettlander July 23, 2011

oklahoma cattle prod

When a man takes a turkey baster filled with urine and empties it up a woman's butt. He then quickly pulls out the baster and pushes in a butt plug or his dick. This produces a stinging sensation, hence the name "cattle prod"

Bill: "Last night after Lucy broke up with me gave her an oklahoma cattle prod"
Joe: "Damn, good for you"

by P3RV-E November 5, 2014

australian cattle fuck

The act of being put on your hands and knees (doggy style) with a cow bell tightly strapped to your neck with a thick leather belt and then having 5 or more aboriginals gang bang you
I.e cattle prod may be used

I let some friends australian cattle fuck me.

by Baron von dickenballs April 8, 2016