Chadpoleasarous

A Chadpoleasarous is an amphibious dinosaur species . They are rare, and there is only one known to be living in the United States. They roam the hallways of high-schools, and eat the innocent school children. They are very violent, and choose to stalk their female prey. Chadpoleasari have to remain in the hallways of their high-schools, or else the sun will pierce their weak skin, shriveling their entire bodies. This species chooses homosexual (gay) tendencies even though they usually are caught using cheap dinosaur lines on their sexual subjects. Insecure, though, Chadpolesaurus pretends to be attracted to females. Be warned, this is a cover up. Chadpoleasarous often fantasizes about male Gambacerotops.

“RUN!! ITS A CHADPOLEASAUROUS!!”

“Look at that Chadpoleasarous hitting on that girl! It’s clearly a cover up... i saw him staring at a Gambacerotops earlier..."

by aliancenumberone June 18, 2010

Hairy Casper

(noun) The mischievous sexual act of a male ejaculating on to a woman's face while it is covered with her own hair, thus creating the image of a hairy ghost. A move best utilized when the woman does not want or expect it.

My boyfriend just gave me a hairy casper...thats the fifth time I'll have to shower today.

My boyfriend thought the salon gave me a cheap dye job so he gave me a hairy casper.

I ran out of hair gel, so i got my boyfriend to give me a hairy casper.

She escaped from my alligator fuckhouse, so i had to punish her with the hairy casper.

My girl tried to scream, but since i had just given her the hairy casper, all i heard were the bubbles.

by bswizzle October 22, 2008

boxing the bald champ

For a male to chronically masterbate

Well i just need some lotion to get to boxing the bald champ

by SlaughterHouse35 March 18, 2016

scrotum champ

When a man or woman has mastered all possible fetishes with the male scrotum, he / she will then be crowned a "scrotum champ". It can also be used as an insult, which is commonly used to target someone's sexuality.

Guy: Hey girl, Rodney told me you were a scrotum champ.

Girl: Well, let's just say i know how to please a man.

OR

Guy: Hey chester, I'll kick your ass you piece of shit.

Other Guy: Atleast I'm not a scrotum champ, faggot.

by mike, blake, anthony July 28, 2006

Champ Walk

after you do something unbelievable, or impossible you walk around with your arms up with fist in the air saying "Champ Walk"

Damn, he deserves to Champ Walk!

by champwalkin August 30, 2010

dixie champagne

Coca-Cola in the deep south. A fancy way of talking about Cola.

I was sitting on my porch with my grandmammy drinking Dixie Champagne.

by Trundler Finley February 1, 2014

Champ a Black

When you have a black and mild cigar, you take out the tobacco, remove the "cancer paper", put the tobacco back in and you get a nice strong hitting black

Ian: Yo Jim, can you Champ a Black for me?
Jim: yea i got you, god knows i get it done in 30 seconds what flavor you got

by Ricearoni January 9, 2009