Chooft

Chooft is the state of mind a person has when he/she had smoked an ungodly amount of pot, the feeling in simple terms is like being couch-locked while standing

Me and john got chooft out of our minds last night

by Ya boi tz October 20, 2020

ceo of balls

a woman who has a small knife and takes your balls with it

Person 1: ayo have you seen the ceo of balls?
Person 2: yeah bro she cut my balls off

by ceo of cbt September 17, 2021

Choof and Guff

A term used to describe the act of smoking marijuana while demonstrating trivial, often-comedic humor. Used primarily in a lighthearted way to convey hilarity. (Smoking marijuana is not a necessary precursor.)

Hey, friends! It's time to choof and guff while playing video games with our friends on the internet!

by TheDrewBlue November 30, 2022

Coofied

AKA Yamaka (Jew cap)
A coofie is a hat worn by Judists all around the world to represent their religious beliefs.

Pronounced; Coofie / COO-FEE

Shateek: Dam, that faggot ass nigga just got coofied.

Starquashia: Word he tight.

by YounG HiesmaN April 5, 2009

Choofis

A chubby chasing pimp who has so many hoes that he can't keep track of them, but can't be satisfied by any of them.

Person 1: Dude, that guy has so many prostitutes following him around... he must be one happy guy.

Person: 2 Yeah, he's a Choofis. He's so sexy...

by thatginganinja February 16, 2010

Choof

1970's surfer slang for sub par. Something that sucks or is lame.

"Man, I drove all the way out to the beach and the surf was totally choof."

by sonsofspartacus October 23, 2008

coofy slap

the act of slapping someone with your penis so violently they should have died.

"I coofy slapped that bitch!"

by GageD May 20, 2008