Darwin Candidate

A person lacking any reservations about doing incredibly stupid things which could lead to their demise. Almost as if natural evolution had removed self preservation from this person's thought processes. Juggling loaded guns or making the same breakfast everyday for a serial killer who gets tired of routine things. There is a level of certainty to which this person will eventually succeed in creatively thinning the gene pool for specie, for the better. Hopefully, before they have a chance to procreate thus creating another generation of Darwin Candidates.

Dave: "Hey guys, I have a great idea! Let's all go on a moped, outdoor camping safari in Africa.
Tom: "Don't you think that is a little dangerous?
Dave: "Nah, I have .22 calibur handgun if anything goes wrong.
Tom: "Dave, have you ever heard of a Darwin Candidate?"
Dave: "Nope, don't care. I am such a good shot, I can kill anything. ... (10 minute tirade of how he is the best at everything)"

by DearStupid September 1, 2022

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gubernatoryal candidate

A state-house-head hopeful with loyalist views.

By da mid 1770's, the majority of Americans were fed up with Merry Old England's treatment of them, and so there would likely have been few votes for any gubernatoryal candidates.

by QuacksO August 26, 2024

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Candid

So Candid is a antisocial person , that likes to be alone for the most part. She wants to be in a relationship and she wants her lover to be a loyal man, show his love for her at all times and she wants to be treated right . In the moment u get in a relationship with her she is all ready thinking about having kids and marry u.
She is a person if u will stay loyal to her she will never leave ur side at any costs.
But she will be really horny at times and act normal and innocent as always!!

Candid is a keeperr!!

by KTHELOVERBOA November 22, 2021

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