Calendar Chess

Planning an event with several other people around each of their schedules. This often turns into a gigantic clusterfuck, just like a game of chess for most people.

Person 1: well I can't go on the 19th through 23rd or the 25th, 26th or 29th
Person 2: I can't do it on the 27th
Person 3: I can only go on the 30th
Person 4: fuck off, I'm going alone
Person 5: gosh that's one fucked up game of calendar chess

by InFormationForAttack April 23, 2011

calendar creeping

When a co-worker who you've shared your calendar with uses it to stalk you and challenge you on why they weren't invited to the meeting also.

Sandy is always calendar creeping me so now I make all my appointments private and tell her I have medical appointments for my rash.

by Ashwanda October 23, 2017

Calendar Rape

In business, the art of stealing someones time by creating a meeting that you didn't consent to thus unnecessarily jamming up your schedule.

Johnny set up that meeting without talking to me. I needed that time and could have done without the calendar rape. Now I have to rearrange the entire day.

by Mully2222 January 24, 2018

calendar battleship

The act of negotiating a meeting time by listing your available times for a meeting to others, and hoping one of those times hits an available time from the other parties to the meeting.

Glad you can make that time; calendar battleship is exhausting.

by calendar_battleship August 14, 2018

Challenger

An attractive woman on the spectrum.

Damn, that bitch a challenger!

by Dinkosaurus December 15, 2018

catgenderjotaro

Catgenderjotaro is a sexy mf who can kill me and I would thank them

“Whoa, you must be catgenderjotaro cuz zooweemama your hot!”

by Gogozeppeli March 26, 2022

Catgenderjotaro

A fun cat person, who is also in love with sharks. A person who is catgenderjotaro is one of the best people alive

Person: "you're so catgenderjotaro!"
Person 2: "omg ty!!!#($#++#"

by AceOfZpades March 26, 2022