Cawked

Past tense of cawking. When a bunch of dudes collect their semen in a bucket then dump it on a person followed by dumping a bucket of feathers on the person. The phrase "YOU JUST GOT CAWKED" is then shouted.

Fred was being an asshole so all the guys at school got together and cawked him.

by Master E. September 9, 2014

Cracked open and cleaned out

When one has sexual intercourse with a partner or partners

Chrissie cracked open and cleaned out that tute from Bay Ridge on the love sack last night.

by 1/4PotatoMonkey April 9, 2020

Shit-cocked

A phrase used to describe a state of excessive drunkenness.

Also smashed, hammered, blitzed, wasted, shitfaced, crunked, etc.

Wow, Billy got shit-cocked last night.

by JohnCap May 17, 2006

Quarter-Cocked

(kwar-ter koked) Adj. An extension of Half-Cocked, which is acting on assumptions or partial information. A person who is Quarter-Cocked, is so idiotic that they act on STUPID assumptions based on information that doesn't even exist. Kind of like that friend that everyone knows that spouts off stupid remarks about people they don't even know.

Guy one: Dude, you hear that Paris Hilton got locked up?

Guy two: Hell Yeah! Doesn't she have a new sex tape out, "A Night In The Warden's Office"!

Idiot: What are you talking about?!? Paris Hilton is a nice, good-natured woman who is a perfect role model for preteen girls and women everywhere!

Guy one: Kick his quarter-cocked ass.

Guy two: Ok.

by Chattom, E August 30, 2007

Alien Caked

A state of mind obtained through sheer obsession over any one thing.

Your friend has been playing an immensely large RPG or MMO video game for countless hours or days and you reply "Dude your mind has totally been alien caked get out of the house or something!"

by Ed Reiher December 25, 2008

Get Cucked

When you instantly and unexpectedly get fucked over.

Wow, Jake just dropped his phone in the sewer lol. Get cucked.

by Spunnar September 12, 2017

Cucked

Cucked; (adjective)

To allow oneself or one's allies to be taken advantage of or defied knowingly or unknowingly by a malicious enemy or group of enemies.

Sweden has gotten Cucked

by superman3425324 June 15, 2018