Beej

Noun : The Beej

Word used in place of : Vape, Vaporiser, E-Cigarette.

Often used in conjunction with the verb Skeej - to Skeej the Beej.

Other spellings include: Beedge, Beege, Beedje

" (I) Got a fat new beej down at e-cig co."

"Skeej the Beej"

"My beej is dead"

Person 1- "any goes on yer vape bro"
Person 2- "only if you call it a beej..."

by T-Pole October 11, 2022

gimme a beej

the combinization of give me a blow job.

Dan: hey kelly?
Kelly: what?
Dan: Gimme a beej.
Kelly: fuck you prick.
Dan well do you want to Joey Jones?
Kelly: HUH?

by TrixOG-fagget! November 5, 2009

beejay

Also, for slopokes, it is BJ

My girlfriend gave me a beejay last night

by Dormidont March 27, 2009

Sympathy-Beej

Kind of like Pity-Sex, just with a beej (Blowjob). Also can be abbreviated to Symp-Beej.

Since I didn't get to go, she gave me some Sympathy-Beej.

She gave me a symp-beej.

by Mr. Sesh April 20, 2010

Milk her for a Beej

when you receive fellatio from a female counterpart, sometimes referred to as "m her for a b"

Dylan: yo what do you think of that girl?
Jake: i think shes hideous and very creepy
Dylan: i agree, but shes really into me, i think i might milk her for a beej
Jake: i see no harm in that

by Tobias Beeler May 17, 2008

Squirrely Beej

A toothy squirrel-like blowjob that has more chewing then sucking.

AHHH bitch open your mouth and stop giving me a squirrely beej.

by The Beej Doctor December 20, 2008

bweeb

The rear & side portions of the heel of the foot between the horizontal load bearing bottom and the vertical. This part of the foot cracks and becomes painful if the dead skin is not removed. Condition exacerbated in people that normally wear boots/shoes and then wear open heeled footwear in a hot dry climate.

#1
Girl: My bweebs hurt, I need to get a pedicure.
Guy: There is bweeb-stone in the shower.

#2
"I need to de-bweeb my feet."

by LongRangeLeebs May 3, 2009