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Burlington Bertie

The song of University College London.

Who came up with UCL version? Totally unknown, although it originated from a version of the song popular in music halls according to sources on Wikipedia.

Every year almost all the freshers learn the song, and every year it graces the streets of London. It is passed on mainly by lawyers and the political and sporting societies.

It's rarely, if ever, sung when sober. It is directly offensive towards students from the Strand Polytechnic - Kings College London.
I'm Burlington Bertie,
I'm short, fat and dirty,
My college portrays my high class - high class.
I walk down the Strand,
With my cock in my hand,
And wave it at King's as I pass.
Oh Bert, Bert,
I come in my shirt,
At least I go to UC - UC.
There's one thing I'm sure of,
Strand Poly are wankers,
I'm Burlington Bert from UC. UC!!
That's me, and him, and her, and him and him
by Freols May 19, 2009
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burning the candle at both ends

An English idiom meaning to work long hours without rest. Working late into the night and beginning again early in the morning.
Joe: You're eyes are black sockets, you need some sleep man!

Snowflake: I've been burning the candle at both ends trying to finish this 509 paper.
by mikwat May 24, 2004
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burning shit

The feeling of fire in and around your rectum while taking a poo. Normally a more liquid type of poop.
Man that diarrhea was so bad, it was a burning shit.
by SirGalahad August 7, 2008
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Boring fuckers

People who bore the fuck outta others just by being themselves or by following others as there own existence is pointless as they go through life using other peoples ideas..
1. Go to urbandictionary.com and search your first name, copy and paste this as ur status and put the first entry as a comment on Facebook.. Doin this makes you a follower of Boring fuckers and you too will become 1..

2. Constantly sending on 'Chain emails' and participate by doing what someone else has instructed you to do..Yet again you have just been welcomed to the Boring fuckers club..

3. Posting the same shite over and over again just cos no1 was interested the 1st time.. If it was annoyin the 1st time, then the 2nd,3rd and 4th times are even more fuckin annoyin.. Oh if you do this you are def a Boring fucker!..

4. Annoyin the fuck outta Mr L Burns by doing all of the above..
by Lee Mad As Toast February 5, 2010
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Burping the Orphan

Yeah, I'll be out of the bathroom in a minute. I haven't been laid in a month, so am just burping the orphan.
by Droogie Toogie August 21, 2012
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brings the bone

gossip; carrying a conversation to the person who was discussed. Also refers to the underlying conversations not shared and often with the intent to provoke a response.
Mary and Denise are discussing Jill. Jill is not present. Mary brings the conversation that Denise discussed about Jill to Jill. Most of the time Mary does not discuss what she said about Jill, but is very willing to share what Denise said. Mary brings the bone. The dog who brings the bone carries the bone.
by curiousm December 2, 2013
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boring stick

a person who is so boring their presence ruins any social gathering
dont invite robertson and hit our night out with the boring stick!
by dhrotky June 13, 2018
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