Bumpin the Toad

Utilizing the backs of both hands simultaneously to masturbate while suffering from eczema at any of those locations

Evan masturbates with the backs of his hands, he called it "beating the awkward turtle", but quickly came to realize the eczema on the backs of his hands resulted in the maneuver being something closer to "bumpin the toad"

by Pitt 3rd floor June 7, 2009

Bumpin' browns

The serendipity felt when you and your partner simultaneously rush to the toilet with matching turtle heads, choose to share lid space simultaneously, and coordinate the expulsion of each's turds in such a way that said butt popsicles clash and create a mid-air collision of excrement; a celebratory anal tango or fecal high five

Stacy and I's chocolate starfish schedules are all synched up, so we celebrated by bumpin' browns in her parent's master bathroom this morning.

by Megatronwins March 4, 2018

bumpin a taxi

Is where you order a taxi and when it comes and then takes you to where ever you are going instead of paying the driver you get out and run . Usually you stop just before your destination so they dont see what house or building you go into

Taxi bumpincabcarhacknebumpin a taxitaxi bumpednot paying a taxi

by Maddog1230 January 22, 2014

Bumpin dumplins

(Adj) The sweet art of making love.

Last night my Mom walked in on me and my Boo bumpin dumplins.

by BoringTodd December 23, 2017

humpin and bumpin

When a girl or guy that has a boyfriend/girlfriend and has sexual intercourse with another girl/guy, or when they don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend and they just have sexual intercourse with a person without a label.

"he's humpin and bumpin with someone else!"
":o"

"those people are humpin and bumpin"
"they're not even dating, though?

by 0001122 February 19, 2011

bumpin' titties

To argue with someone... to get up in their face, so much so that you're in a close enough proximity to them to where your chests are touching or are nearly touching.

Paloma and Maria were bumpin' titties over that fine gato named Rico.

by MissLatinaPreciosa January 2, 2007

Bumpin Uglies

The mating ritual of two people resembling beached whales resulting in an ugly, sometimes turtle-like scraggly offspring.

Bumpin Uglies. That girl is a perfect example.

by Tardified July 30, 2010