bobbing for scrotum sauce

a sport where a female gracefully hugs a penis with her lips and mouth. she then bobs up and down until she she lands upon the scrotum sauce. this sport is popular for males to experience. also know as skull

"We're here live in Slumps room where bobbing for scrotum sauce is taking place. So Slump what is the name of this contestant whos face is stuck to your penis, I dont want to interupt her"

"I dont know. But she's really doing a good job."

(in a muffled voice)"My name is Monique"

"Dont talk your ruining it....ah ah ahhhhhhh!!..."

"There you have it folks another successful outing in the wonderful sport of bobbing for scrotum sauce. Tune in tomorrow when 6 more contestants step up to the plate."

"For Bob Bohnson this is Bent Tonsil saying so long; and remember ladies liquid kids their grrrreat!!

by Slump June 21, 2004

bobbit

A man who has had his penis cut off by his wife. Coined in 1993 after Lorena Bobbit emasculated her husband when he was sleeping.

That poor bobbit should have never pissed off his wife.

by Ainolketta February 18, 2005

big bubba

A friendly male in prison, almost always acting as muscle for someone smarter than him. His caucasian couner-part is tiny. Big bubba is often shorter, but broader than tiny. Bubba likes comedians, and will luagh his 350lb ass off when you insult him. He is almost always over 6'5", and very heavy. Not the sharpest tool in the box, what bubba loses in intelligence, he makes up for in ability to intimidate, be violent, and rape other inmates. Bubba is more friendly than tiny, and usually has a lot of friends, whereas tiny is more of a loner. Bubba's will often talk about their release date. Very rarely will a bubba be able to drive.

Hey bubba... want my smokes?

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

bubbie

Term of endearment/name for a Jewish Grandmother. (itnerchangeable with Grandma)

My Bubbie took me to lunch and bought me new clothes.

by TZshrink April 27, 2006

Big Bubba

Ambassador of prison, job of welcoming newcomers.

"Hi im new here, what's your name?"
"Ben Dover"

by WAPRICK April 9, 2005

Bubba Ho-Tep

1) a decomposing mummy that sucks the souls of people in an old folk's home in Texas. He also wears a stylish hat.

2) a really cool B-movie starring Bruce "the man, the legend" Campbell, Ossie Davis, and Bob Ivy.

1) Come on' J.F.K., we're gonna go kick Bubba Ho-Tep's ass!
2) God, Bruce Campbell was awesome in Bubba Ho-Tep!

by Ren85 July 2, 2004

Wet Apple Bobbing

A Wet Apple Bobber is someone that performs traditional Apple Bobbing but performs the act of taking both of a man's nuts in their mouth in a swimming pool, bath tub, hot tub, lake, ocean or other body of water. While Wet Apple Bobbing has variations such as underwater apple bobbing, true Wet Apple Bobbing is mostly performed and enjoyed on the water's surface. The male will float on his back which allows his scrotum to become buoyant and float on the surface of the water. The Bobber will then take in both nuts into the mouth and orally copulate as desired. Wet Apple Bobbing is known for being as equally soothing and relaxing as it is stimulating.

During their recent visit to Florida, Roger and Diane enjoyed spending time in the open ocean. While swimming and frolicking, Roger also found himself enjoying Diane's good old fashion Wet Apple Bobbing.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2015