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brovention

Gathering, group, collection, or convention of broski's. Often times one must earn the right to be welcomed into a brovention by putting up with being the runt of every joke.
Dude she totally ditched us! Owell everyone pile in the truck we're havin' a brovention
by lawofbroski February 18, 2011
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Bromantic Mancation

A heterosexual weekend getaway which could be misconstrued as a romantic getaway.
"My friend and I left our wives at home and had a Bromantic Mancation last weekend. We went to a few wineries, breweries and spent quite a few hours surfing together".
by bigginge June 9, 2011
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bromantic

When two heterosexual male friends are treated as if they are a couple out on a date. This usually occurs when the friends go out to dinner. Much to their chagrin, the two guys get seated off in a cozy corner and the waitress is extra nice and supportive all of a sudden. When the waitress eventually figures out that the guys are checking her out, she will stop being nice. She will then treat them as just two regular a*&#0!3s.
Wife: How was your dinner with Bob?

Husband: Cool, but the waitress thought we were a couple having a bromantic evening.
by Ae5Ea8 April 6, 2015
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Biromentalmen

Men who steal chairs from supermarkets, erode Luke Skywalker's lightsaber with geographical powers and throw Polar Bears into the Grand Canyon.

Origin: Enviromentalists who are deranged and believe they have supernatural Geographical powers
Mr. By Rome Entleman is a subtle way of a person showing their true devotion to Biromentalmenism
by MissMentalbabe June 17, 2009
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Post-Bromanticism

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n., A social movement of the late 2000's reacting to the stereotypical "bro" of the past.

Bromantics of the past exude tooliness; living their life to the full extent of their alleged "manliness", they engage in activities celebrating their sexual nature and physicality. Most are generally white who like to excessively exercise, speak in an inarticulate manner usually regarding the "chicks" and alcohol, and identify with brand names - specifically with brands like the Armani Exchange - in an attempt to care about their looks in a fashion unsuitable of Bromantics but appropriate for a metrosexual (although a metrosexual knows how to actually look good). The Bromantics seemed like a sect of homosexuality due to their obsession with mutual masturbation and porn viewing parties.

In response to this seemingly socially unacceptable life philosophy, men started banding together in ways that did not fit this social standard; their relationships developed from their sheer disdain of bro's. As time and the occurrence of these groups continued, a label of a "Post-Bromantic" was adopted as their "philosophia vitae"
Wow, Fight Club totally was the perfect choice for our Post-Bromanticism themed movie night.
by NymphOrgJustice November 7, 2009
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Post-Bromanticism

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The Post-Bromantics lead a life of social intellectual camaraderie; spending their time discussing topics such as the existence of God, the beauty of women, and the inebriating factors of God's gift to man. Traits of Post-Bromantics very closely resemble those of metrosexuals in the sense of style of dress, manner of behavior, and linguistic and epistemological tact. Centered on the belief is to determine life's universal truths as experienced through each other. With unwavering loyalty and jocular chauvinism, they revolutionize the idea of friendship through a philosophically social approach to life.

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Jesus Camp? Have I heard of Jesus camp? Of course I have! We totally Post-Brolated (the verb from of Post-Bromanticism) the hell out of that movie! We discussed and laughed about it for over an hour!
by NymphOrgJustice November 7, 2009
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Brometheus

A god of greek bro-mythology responsible for stealing the laws of brolitics from mount brOlympus and bringing to the humans on Earth. It's the mythological brolosophy of how brocieties were created.
Brometheus brought brolitics to Earth!
by Hmayoral February 15, 2010
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