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Boris the spider

Great song that was originally made by "The Who" bassist, John Entwistle for a children's album. It later became a concert staple for them due to it's success. It is one of the first tracks to utilize the "death growl" of modern metal.
When The Who played Boris The Spider, the crowd went insane and tried to jump on stage.
by Moltenbea January 16, 2007
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Boris Johnson

Definition: A mop
fucked up UK with his tiny penis
no1 biggest sanctioner in history
killled the uk economy as soon as covid eased.
married a woman 21 years yunger than him
most famous quote "the cure covid we must sacrifice with covid by living with covid :)"
'The fucking mop couldnt clean up his own shit'.
'Boris Johnson has a wet mop for hair'
by MASSIVECUNTDICK March 27, 2022
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Brorista

I went to Starbucks and the brorista served me my caramel macchiato.
by TheGingy12 July 24, 2016
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Borisbator

A person whos common sense is ejaculated and is extremely gullible and believes every statement by the current British Prime Minister Boris Johnson without any consideration to the truthfulness or credibility of said statement.
Nigel: Boris says he's putting a record sum of £34bn into the NHS and most certainly will not be selling off parts of it.

Richard: Don't believe everything you're told Nigel, you fucking Borisbator.

Nigel: Sorry, I think I had a Borisgasm.
by ryc10 June 29, 2020
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Borisgasm

The ultimate explosive climax of uncontrollable, incomprehensible chuntering in response to a question of mild difficulty or due to the early state of arousal.
In response to a question, the prime minister had a Borisgasm that left him quivering.
by ryc10 June 29, 2020
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Boris Krosunsky

He is easily one of the smartest people alive. There are rumors out there that Boris has a well of knowledge because of an alien interaction from past years. Boris has an amazing Russian accent. This makes it extremely easy for freshmen to tap into Boris' vast well of knowledge. Boris at the age of 7 moved to the United States of America, this makes him an excellent teacher. Boris is a physics teacher. But not only is Boris a teacher. Boris is a worldwide Badminton Champion, having been praised by numerous articles for his amazing abilities. To some it seems like Boris is talking madness, but to those who truly have access to his well of knowledge he is almost divine.
Boris Krosunsky is an amazing physics teacher and badminton player!
by BorisKrosunskyLover200 December 1, 2021
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Blorks

The toxic bellarke (Bellamy and Clarke from The100) shippers. However, not all bellarke shippers are blorks, just the ones who harass people.
"Did you see what that blork tweeted?" "I just got harassed by a blork." "These blorks are insane today."
by sapphicvillanelle May 6, 2020
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