shit blitzed

The act in which one is inebriated to the point of passing out.

Wow, how about how shit blitzed that guy was the other night.

by kowtowndevils September 18, 2006

bitler

When a black man has a Hitler mustache.

"Where are you man?"
"I'm sitting next a Bitler."

by Necoric February 7, 2014

BitLife

A great mobile game where you can live out an entire fucking life, die, and then live another life.

The only thing that sucks about BitLife is that you have to pay for a lot of the best features. On the bright side, it’s only $5

by nlolhere July 13, 2020

the wendy's blitz

The wendy's blitz is a simple maneuver which may be utilized when you a.) do not have money for wendy's or b.) don't feel like spending the money for wendy's. To do this, you pile several people in to a car, and have on strip down naked, and drop them off behind the wendy's. next, you order a boatload of food, and just as the cashier hands the food out the window, you have the naked friend haul ass around the side of the building, take the food and run off into the woods or some secluded place, and you act disgusted to the point where you do not want the food anymore, because youjust saw a nudist make off with your big bacon classic, and then drive to a predetermined meeting point with the streaking theif, and munch out

Stoner 1: Yo, you wanna get a double at wendys or suttin?
Stoner 2: Nah, i aint got the money yo
Stoner 1: It's iight, we can just run the wendy's blitz
Stoner 2: Aiight, le's roll

by random redneck May 4, 2006

Blitz main

Some moron who thinks running at you with a shield answers lifes problems

Look at that moron, hes a blitz main

by Maestro main October 10, 2018

Blitzed

Being extremely drunk/hammered/fucked-in-half.

"Dude I got so blitzed last night I was falling on my ass everywhere I went!"

by Sting0592 October 11, 2009

rock star penguin teste-blitz

A Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz is kinda' like Two Girls, One Cup, but instead with Mic Jagger, a dead penguin, Oscar Wilde, and The Elephant Man's skeleton.

Performing this depraved act will only lead to imminent satisfaction. Which is why Mic Jagger's there. To sing "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction".

Usually, clean up requires a few hours of hot water and scrubbing.

Jack: I just pulled a Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz!
Ryan: No way! Why wasn't I invited?
Jack: Oscar didn't think you'd appreciate the flavorful range of tastes and colors.
Ryan: Oh...*cry*

by fubsish August 10, 2009