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Season Blocked

When your asshole friend stops you from seasoning food on your own grill
Oh man! Jason just totally season blocked Aaron!
by Wintera83 September 15, 2018
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Virtually Blocked

A common phrase for when you want to create a virtual barrier between yourself and another person.
'Blocked. You have been blocked. You have been virtually blocked.' - Sir Theodore III
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Rebecca Blacked

to be utterly tortured by the music video of Friday by Rebecca Black thinking you've just clicked the link to an intrguing video
Jake: Hey Nate!! Check it out-I found some crazy-ass
YouTube porn.

Nate: (runs to Jake's bedroom) You better not be lying
man. I've been dying to get me some of this shit.

Jake: Me too, man. Alright. Let's do this. (clicks on the
video)

Nate: (sees a hot girl undressing) Damn this is soo...Oh
WTF??!! (now sees the beginning of Friday)

Jake: No!!! No!!! Not that stupid bitch! (Rebecca Black
starts singing) OMG! Quick Nate close the box!

Nate: (jamming his fingers on the mouse on the X) I am-
it's not working!!

Jake: Then turn down the volume. (starts puking once
the song breaks into chorus)

Nate: Dammit! It won't work either!!

Jake: Aww crap!!

(He and Nate start screaming while trying not to throw up. Once the song was over, Jake's mom found them dead on the floor. She then looked up at the computer screen and saw the Friday music video right in front of her.)

Jake's mom: OH NO!! They've been Rebecca Blacked!!!!
by thecomputerninja May 6, 2011
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blacked out

To teleport into the future from one place to another after a heavy night of drinking.
-Dude what happend to you last night?
-Well the last thing i remember, i was at this bar talking to this chick and now im at work with no money and now i have this nasty rash, i guess i musta blacked out.
by thatguyoberder October 13, 2007
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blickety

feeling of being listless, bored, or dull
Nothing happened today, it was blickety blah.
by Chrekol July 14, 2005
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Bible Blocked

When a sexual encounter doesn't occur because one party is not allowed due to their religion.
I was about to fuck Kenisha until she bible blocked me.
by Chasebiaotch March 30, 2010
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Barack blocked

When either John McCain or Hillary Clinton are giving a speech and Barack Obama has a speech at the same time, and the news networks shift their coverage to Barack Obama.
Bryan: "Did you see the speeches that Hillary Clinton and John McCain gave yesterday?"
Eric: "Naw man, I saw the first five minutes of them, but then Obama had something to say, and the news networks realized that people actually care about what Obama has to say, so they shifted their coverage to Obama's speech, even Fox News."
Bryan: "Wow, even Fox News took their right wing eyes off of McCain to show Obama?"
Eric: "Haha yeah."
Bryan: "Hahahaha, they got Barack blocked."
by TH3 L33T ON3 April 5, 2008
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