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bleacher blister

An ass sore you get from luxury seating at your local high school football field or public ball park field, usually caused by long term sitting on metal or aluminum type seating.
Jimmy: Jesus Christ Mark, I've been sitting here for over 4 hours and this fucking game is still not over!

Dave: Yeah tell me about it, i'm going to have a softball size Bleacher Blister by this time tomorrow on my ass cheek!
by Junior Samples the Sixth December 16, 2014
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Mountain Breather

People who live in N.H. or M.E. mostly lumber-jackers, or hill-billies. Mountain beathers can't afford good dental services, and have to drive three hours on dirt roads to get to their destination. Nobody comes to visit them, because nobody can find them, way up high in the mountians. Mountain breathers, are enviormental and ride tractors and go hunting for their food.
Ex: a mountain breather is someone with overalls and suspenders. Someone who doesn't know a thing about political statuses.
by Hill-Billy-Bart April 19, 2012
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methane breather

One who has had his/her head up his/her (or someone else's) arse for so long that they have adapted to the methane rich atmosphere. See Also: Craniorectal Inversion
The Sales Department is populated entirely by methane breathers. Even if they could pull their heads out of their asses, they would probably die of oxygen overdose. See Also: Cranio-rectal Inversion
by Erich Barbarossa September 3, 2013
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Ball breathers

When a guy's boxer briefs become so worn out in the middle that holes form on the sides of each testicle.
Wife: Babe, you need to go buy some new undies and quit walking around this house in them ball breathers!
by JawboneMCG September 18, 2016
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Twat breather

A twat breather is a person with a vagina that stands in front of you to air out the nether regions
That chick was a real twat breather at the concert last night
by Ten ton brick June 7, 2017
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Hell Breathers

by Godx February 2, 2020
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Surface breather

Someone who cannot think or feel past than what they see on the “surface of life”

Cannot sense the depths of things
Cassie only cares about materialistic things and not how people feel on the inside, just how they present themselves. She’s such a surface breather
by ScoobyThaDoobie February 7, 2021
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