Blanching

Cumming inside of an elderly woman; leaving a cream pie. Named so due to Blanch from the Golden Girls.

"How was your Thanksgiving?"
"Pretty good; I was blanching my best friend's grandmother."

by JOSakaRome January 2, 2010

Layout Bitching

The act of users posting statuses on Facebook, bitching and moaning unecessarily about new layouts.

Person A: "WHAT THE HELL FACEBOOK, Y U ALWAYS CHANGE LAYOUT?"

Person B: "Shut the hell up and stop layout bitching."

by ZekeZ September 21, 2011

bathing suit

this is basically just water-proof underwear if u think about it.

taylor: guess what?
kim: what?
taylor: your so-called bathing suit is actually just like underwear that's really colorful and water-proof at the moment.
kim: i now feel exposed.
kim's mother: take that off right now!

by fall4u~ August 18, 2008

bitching cat

(1) An annoying thing (usually a cat) that never shuts up.
(2) A cat that always wining (meowing)
(3) A noisy cat

"I had let my cat in to feed it and and the bitching cat didn't stay quiet until I gave her food."

"that bitching cat has got to go, no one has got any descent quiet sense we got it."

"When we got to the mall and there was a woman complaining about something, what a bitching cat"

by CutieGirl15 August 11, 2006

out of bathing suit experience

When one or more body parts usually covered by a bathing suit are found to be hanging out of it. Commonly happens at the bottom of water slides or in areas where high surf conditions occur.

Whoa! That water slide was so huge, at the bottom I had to check my boobs to be sure I wasn't having an out of bathing suit experience.

by 3 card Monty June 5, 2009

son-of-a-bitching

used as an intensive when you are angry, upset, or just want to plain kick the crap out of somebody

Example 1: (in the car) Are you going to cut me off, you son-of-a-bitching asshole?
Example 2: (at work) My boss is such a son-of-a-bitching prick.

by wolves3622 January 1, 2012

beaching

When you're motorboating a girl whose breasts are too small and your nose runs aground on her sternum.

Aw man, I was fooling around with Michelle last night, and you know how much I like motorboating, well I was totally beaching with her. That girl is a B cup at best.

Have you seen Carly's breasts? Huge. That girl is unbeachable.

by mishmell February 26, 2013