Beefong

1. raw ground beef placed at the bottom of a stick or handle, being pushed around on the floor like a mop.

2. a derogatory term used to describe an imbecile who always attempts to start beef with everyone

Priscilla was being such a beefong at book club.

by SusanBeans January 26, 2023

beefoperson

a freaky person who gets covered in beef by his friends trying to rob the us treasury or someone who ears so much beef they become a slab of beef and end up getting cooked by a single mother of four in milwakkee forkatopia

i don't know peoples beefoperson is a wrd i just made up!

by Lapeedo December 24, 2007

beeronfidence

The feeling of courage and fearlessness derived from drinking alcohol.

The newly acquired sense of confidence from heavy drinking in lieu of an otherwise stressful situation.

Bob: "Hey Sancho, are you nervous for that board presentation after lunch on the new product?"

Sancho: "Yeah a little, but I'm not too worried because I'll have plenty of beeronfidence after this third Miller Lite."

by vanwilder2 May 4, 2009

beef on my fingers

fingering your significant other's asshole, which could result in shit on your hand.

Noah: Man I had some wild sex last night! I got beef on my fingers!

Wyatt: Ew, gross!

by biglettuceboy July 13, 2019

beeford

A village full of old stingy moaning bastards, you mayswell call it a fucking care home

Went to beeford today

Oh really didn't get lectured by an old cunt did you?

by Silence1772 January 16, 2020

beefore

Prior to when you gave up eating red meat.

Hägar the Horrible: Da local "health-food hippie" nutrition-guru suggested dat I "go veggie" in an effort to curb my voracious appetite, but said dietary changes haven't helped my hunger-pangs one bit --- if anything, I feel even more ravenous than beefore!

by QuacksO May 13, 2020

beeonk

The combination of a beep and a bonk.

I really just got beeonked

by anonymous October 11, 2020