Henry: I am so horny
Kelly: but it's 4 am you little moonspider. Go to bed you know I'm more of a brunch humper
Henry: I know.Trust me. I know
Kelly: but it's 4 am you little moonspider. Go to bed you know I'm more of a brunch humper
Henry: I know.Trust me. I know
by provider44 January 15, 2010
Get the brunch humper mug.As opposed to the summer toned and cut Beach Body, a Brunch Body is characterized by stage 3 muffin tops, an incipient FUPA, thic arms and legs, a trendy fitness membership that they never use, incessant talk about and consumption of mimosas, a disposition toward cat ownership, and total lack of judgment about when and where yoga pants are appropriate. Usually refers to a female body, but not always. The phase between skinny fat and fat.
Britney used to be hot, but after hitting the single 30s professional track she’s gotten a serious Brunch Body.
by millenilols June 16, 2019
Get the Brunch Body mug.The act of getting "dirty" in the morning via sexual activity, not showering, and fulfilling the subsequent desire for breakfast afterwards; usually late in the morning due to morning activities.
"Got plans tomorrow, darling?"
"Nothing in particular."
"Perfect, want to dirty brunch?"
"Oh, you dog--you know I do..."
"How was your morning?"
"It was swell, the Mrs. and I went dirty brunching and picked up a couple items at Lowes."
"Nothing in particular."
"Perfect, want to dirty brunch?"
"Oh, you dog--you know I do..."
"How was your morning?"
"It was swell, the Mrs. and I went dirty brunching and picked up a couple items at Lowes."
by Jack O'Reidy August 26, 2013
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Get the mexican brunch mug.n. The first meal you eat when you have not had any food (or meals) the whole day until dinner time.
Derived from Breakfast+lunch+dinner.
Derived from Breakfast+lunch+dinner.
I woke up at 3pm today and had my Bruncher at around 6.
Hey, I've been so busy today that I didn't have time to eat, wanna grab Bruncher with me?
Hey, I've been so busy today that I didn't have time to eat, wanna grab Bruncher with me?
by princess crys October 17, 2008
Get the Bruncher mug.Bob Hope was know to go on a pussy blunch here and there because he was such a clit titan.
(see "clit titan" for explanation)
(see "clit titan" for explanation)
by Pipe Line March 13, 2008
Get the pussy blunch mug.1. a person, that resembles one of the family members of the brady bunch, not by looks per se, but mainly by behavior that fits that "perfect, white american" mold.
2. a faggot or a homosexual
3. a pussy of a person, a whimp, a bitch (not female)
2. a faggot or a homosexual
3. a pussy of a person, a whimp, a bitch (not female)
1. just talking to that guy gives me the fuckin creeps. that perfect, tv commercial looking face, with his perfect, slicked haircut, his american eagle outfit from his underwear to his sweater, and his radio commercial voice.. fuckin brady buncher, man.
2. dude that guy just bought me a beer at the bar, he was kinda cool.... he's a fuckin brady buncher man, look at him staring at your ass.. holy shit! you're right
3. don't be such a brady buncher, bro. just man up and accept the fact that you're no longer with that whore of an ex-girlfriend of yours. its a good thing you guys broke up. she was fucking half of the staff at the dairy queen on 4th and rural.
2. dude that guy just bought me a beer at the bar, he was kinda cool.... he's a fuckin brady buncher man, look at him staring at your ass.. holy shit! you're right
3. don't be such a brady buncher, bro. just man up and accept the fact that you're no longer with that whore of an ex-girlfriend of yours. its a good thing you guys broke up. she was fucking half of the staff at the dairy queen on 4th and rural.
by yourmomsboyfriend March 9, 2010
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