Rippin Batches

Masturbating, jerking off, spanking it

Every chance I get, I'm rippin batches.

by Dick Hillside September 17, 2010

pussy butcher

A dyke that butchers pussy

Stepen Kotch is such a pussy butcher

by beavercunt6969 December 19, 2014

habitual bitcher

Someone who constantly complains. They are always griping about something.

Person: Jane is going on about some restaurant not having sweet tea.
Person 2: Who cares?
Person 1: And now she's griping about the restaurant not having her kind of salad dressing.
Person 2: She's just a habitual bitcher.

by Hoosker-doos February 7, 2015

jayde butcher

A amazing girl that is always happy and will love anything that has a face on it.She is so sweet and kind to everyone.she says hello to strangers to try to make there day go from a 10 to a 100.She is beautiful in her own way .She loves animals and loves to help them.-Chloe horsley jayde, jasmine,savannah, and danicas bff i love you guys if you see this.
jasmine butcher danica haithcock

Did you hear Jayde Butcher saved a bird from geting hit and risked her life for the poor creature to be safe.

by Chloe _starhorsley November 12, 2018

Bollock Butchery

This occurs when your gonads are hung like a horse and you’re sittin’ on the shit pot. When you flush, the boys get caught in the suction and are ripped from your scrotal sack and flushed into oblivion.

Tyrant: Dude you wanna hit the strip club tonight? I heard Rosie O’ Donnell is gonna be there showing off her FUPA. You could fit a fucking Boeing 737 in that puss.

Big Easy: I’m gonna have to sit this one out my dawg. Just experienced bollock butchery last night. I was going to Dunkin, and next thing I know my cojones get sucked down the shit pipe. Hoping to get a transplant in the next week. I may take one from Phil Collins. There’s a myth going around on the internet that he’s had a third nut all these years. Must be why he’s always coming in the air.

Tyrant: Dude you got serious fucking issues.

by Stoney69 August 1, 2019

little batches

The women who run the baddest cafe bakery around. When ever you want a tasty treat, you know you have to hit up little batches. They never disappoint m.

Little Batches is my favorite cafe bakery.

I’m craving Little Batches

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Dodgy Butcher

A butcher who likes his meat delivered in the back door

Rex: “Derek in the corner shop is a dodgy butcher”
Shayne: “Hey?”
Rex: “Derek is fond of the old dick.”

by Fcfsby January 28, 2022