batchering

People Constantly telling you how to do shit in a short period of time

Every single time I go into work the managers are always batchering me.

by Blaine S. July 22, 2025

Batching

From Jabroni Mike's livestreams, batching is a moment in someones life where they take an entire year to take just one shit, after which they will never have to poop again in your life. At the end of batching, the amount of poop has been mathmatically estimated to be the same size as the Goodyear Tower in Akron, Ohio.

Person 1: Hey why hasn't Mike been coming to work?
Person 2: Ah he's on leave right now. He's batching. I respect it.

by MattMelon519 October 10, 2020

butchering

To butcher - To not do justice to the original work or enactment.

"Dude, he's totally butchering it the song !"

by Michael van Horen September 25, 2006

mexican battering ram

When one uses a frozen burrito to forcefully penetrate another in the orifice of choice with the sole intention of raising the internal temperature of the burrito to an edible level.

I was hungry so I gave her the ol' Mexican Battering Ram. Beans everywhere. Refried Creampie.

by afternoondelight77 July 19, 2011

Batching

Pooping for two years straight if given the option the option to do so, and then never having to poop again in your life. You can select any two years to begin batching, but not when you're a baby because that's cheating babies already poop whenever.

Pooping for two years straight means constant shitting. There's no stopping until the batching is over.

Person A: I haven't seen Mike around lately, what's he up to?
Person B: Oh, haven't you heard? He started batching.

by vampireadjacent September 27, 2020

battering ram

the act of having an erect penis, or cock and running full tilt into a womens vagina, or pussy. if you swing the other way it can be done the same way, but in to anus, or bum hole.

fuck y'all niggaz i battering rammed that btch till her asshole bled!

by kevinbrendan May 17, 2006

blathering idiot

a stupid ass who talks and talks and talks until you want to bang their heads against a wall. most of what they say makes no sense and there is no way of getting out a conversation with said stupid ass.

god, shelly is such a blathering idiot. she doesn't shut up!

by notquitecoolyet89 April 20, 2011