bachelor

Someone who doesn't make the same mistake once.

Person A: Bob's a bachelor
Person B: It can only go downhill from there

by conioh January 11, 2009

Bach

greatest composer that ever walked the earth... to think that people like nirvana and greenday... tut tut.

bouree; class! best piece to play on ye guitar.

by spaz man November 16, 2004

Bachelor Handshake

Grabbing a girls tit, And when she goes to smack you, You give her a Highfive

guy one Dude I grabbed Jessie's tit.
guy two What did she do
guy one Nothing cause I gave her a Bachelor Handshake

by Paul The Llama February 7, 2012

Kuttar Bachcha

Kuttarbachcha (Bengali/Bangla) = Son of a bitch

Tui akta kuttar bachcha.

by tuneslover August 6, 2011

bachelor shower

An application of deodorant, in lieu of an actual shower.

I was a bit stinky this morning, but a quick bachelor shower sorted that out. 'Til lunchtime, anyway.

by Frazer Nash September 3, 2009

BACA (Being a Cynical Asshole) Disorder

Psychological disorder that develops sometime after puberty, just as full maturity is about to be reached. This disorder appears when everything and everybody you found cool as a teenager suddenly starts looking really lame, unoriginal, boring, douchy and most of all, shitty. People who suffer from it (a very small percentage of the population, as the vast majority keep on loving all this mediocrity well into their last days...) are not afraid to call people around them on their bullshit, and sometimes do so to the point of alienating themselves; therefore developing a very strong, independent, supreme-asshole personality (although some of them hate themselves for liking such utter crap at some early point of their lives).

- "Baby, let's go watch that new Gerard Butler movie, it looks funny..."
- "What?!?? I'd rather slit my penis' vein with a rusty bottle cap than having to sit through that piece of movie-making rape!!!! Call one of your douchy girlfriends..."
- "I see, your BACA (Being a Cynical Asshole) Disorder is acting up again. Better yet! Who the hell wants to sit in a dark theater next to your grouchy ass??..."

by iransan August 3, 2011

Amitabh Bachan

The most badass indian actor, basically the Morgan Freeman of bollywood.

Dude 1: Dude, did you see that new Amitabh Bachan movie?

Dude 2:Who hasn't?

Dude 1: I saw it and had to master-bate to his voice, because it gave me an erection.

by Punjabijattttt November 5, 2013