asspiece

Replacing the slack-jawed lengthiness of "piece of ass" to something more streamlined and immediate.

Commonly used while driving through a city campus.

"Tube top...asspiece."
"Nerd girl...asspiece"

by Lambzilla January 10, 2009

asspeg

A lubed up carrot used in the forced ramming of ones rectum.

I sat down for lunch today and there was a fucking asspeg in my chair. I had to go to the hospital to get it taken out.

by Ticklish Tapir February 4, 2006

asspresso

When you take a shit into an espresso maker & turn it on. Then you float a load of foamy jism on the top if you want to make it a Cock Cappacino.

When I worked at starbucks I used to make alot of Asspressos.

by Doyle February 18, 2004

asspenny

A man that is both an asshole and a penny pincher.

"That guy didn't even pay for his own lunch. He is such an asspenny."

by rockstar1679 June 1, 2009

asspecial

description an emphatic piece of arse/booty/butt

Daynet is asspecially endowed.

Youssef is always looking for someone asspecial.

There is something asspecial about her photograsses

by Smokin' Sid September 7, 2005

asslee

Ashlee May Newhouse!!

That asslee is wack!!

by awesome!! March 28, 2009

Aspeeragus

Aspeeragus is foul smelling urine that occurs immediately after consuming Asparagus (regardless of type of preparation). Note: Aspeeragus cannot be smelled by everyone as some people do not possess the necessary receptors for Aspeeragus recognition.

Kimmy asked her mother to smell her used toilet paper for traces of Aspeeragus.

by m@tty B October 21, 2011