Assael

big ass white fat boy that eats everything while he walks around smelling like trash and pulls no girls.

you see that dump over there that is one assael

by john493 January 11, 2017

assbelonker

actually, this is spelled assbelunker

Mr Brian J Gyrus, "bryguy", or Mr Gyrus

by Qlanth October 31, 2004

assel jacks

an assel jack is your butt

oh!My gosh im freezing my assel jacks off!!!

by lorlie leeson June 10, 2011

asswell

a crude way of saying "as well"

Misha and Merle are going to the toilet, asswell.

by missle May 23, 2004

Assel

An assel is a tassel spun or twirled by a performer on their behind. Not to be confused with a 'tassel' commonly used by burlesque performers on their breasts. 'Ass' + 'Tassel' + 'Assel'.

Did you see that? They were spinning their assels so fast I thought they were going to take off.

by M. Finnishescki April 18, 2014

asshell

Cry of derision or dismay, often indicating frustration

Why is That Fucking Seventies Show on twice daily and the Simpsons are only on once?!! Asshell!

by Tim February 6, 2004

Assmellond

getting gimped so hard in brawl you use an overused meme in a Shwerpy video

I just got Assmellond

by Haevaof June 10, 2018