I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic

translation:

I would show more abscense of emotion, if i werent so tired

"I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic"

*waits 2 days*

"OHHhhhhh i get it, thats kinda funny...
Yeah can i get a copy of Juggs?"

by slippin182 March 26, 2007

Apush

Short for AP US History. An Advanced Placement class in which the history of the US is studied. Get ready for very little sleep, suicidal thoughts, and no social life. A class meant to be taken for Juniors but if you came from ISB or Summa then you can take it AS A FRESHMEN.

Toob My Loob Loob: You guys taking Apush in the FIRST YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL?
Jugs: Yea, how is it?
Toob My Loob Loob: My brother took it as a Junior, hard as hell.
Jugs: Oh shit......!

by Joobless Jingu-Litches July 30, 2010

APUSH

A highly ritualized form of suicide usually affecting high school juniors. APUSH kills by forcing so many facts, names, and dates into a person's head that it actually explodes.
Sometimes, an APUSH fails to kill the person and instead kills their GPA, leaving them untouchable to all colleges (even those that advertise on TV).

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to mourn Jane. For some reason, she thought that APUSH wouldn't kill her, even though it has already killed so many others."

by spudmaster34 January 18, 2010

Apathetext

A totally apathetic one-word text message.

Liz: "are you available to talk tonight?"

Ian: "yup"

Liz: "that's quite an apathetext"

Ian: "k"

by icwish January 26, 2010

Apathetic

I don't really care.

We can never really know, can we?

by Bookworm January 20, 2004

apathist

1. One who is apathetic. They may be disinterested through their own intention or naturally uncaring. In severe cases this may lead to a distinct lack of effort toward all tasks. Chronic affliction is as yet incurable.
2. A member of the Young Apathists Party.

Man: Why are you in such a state of uncare?
Apathist: Because fuck you.

by Uncarer November 15, 2005

APUSH

APUSH is literally the hardest, worst class you will ever take. my teacher sucked and we were far behind! Passing the exam is hard! You have 80 minutes to answer tons of questions! (about 36 seconds per question!!) and two free response essays and a DBQ. Too many chapters, too much homework, too many tests, and usually TERRIBLE teachers are AP teachers. Goodluck to anyone who takes it! AHHHH It is so stressfullllllllllll!

-Why did she committ suicide?
-She was taking APUSH.
HAHA

by algore123 May 2, 2011