Alaaddin

Your friendly neighborhood black man. The guy you always run to for help and advice, the one you trust with your life just because he is willing to listen. Though, he himself is not a very revealing character, keeping his thoughts and emotions to himself, which usually lead to stress. Nevertheless, he is a great leader and motivator, because people are willing to listen to a man who is willing to listen to them. Lastly, he is the man who cares and loves you more than you could and would ever guess. So be careful the next time you talk to him about a crush, because he may get hurt and/or jealous.

PS, Alaaddin and Alaadin and Aladin and Aladdin are not the same!

I wish I could speak to Alaaddin, he'd know what to do.

by Kentucky Fried CHICKEEEENNNNNN September 21, 2011

Smegmous Alagentous

1. A Non-Medical term that refers to an excessive amount of male Smegma that accumulates, resulting in a Flower-Like appearance when the Foreskin is pulled back. 2. A term no one actually uses but sounds funny.

I gave my girlfriend a rose of Smegmous Alagentous. She didn't think it was funny.

by the2ndflood February 29, 2008

Alameda peeps

A popular forum used by Karens to complain about nothing happening in Alameda

Homeless man: spare change?

Karen: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IM PUTTING THIS ON ALAMEDA PEEPS!!!!

by missfreakyvirgin March 31, 2022

alaverga

alaverga: adj. "all-a-verg-a" : meaning WTF or HOLY SHIT...

Jack: My cock broke in half!!!

Jill: ALAVERGA! lol damn thats gotta hurt!

Jack: fuck you

Jill: ALAVERGA fuck u i didnt do anything.

Jack: lol

by joshiebaby November 4, 2008

alaned

to masturbate and ejaculate on your sleeping partner's hair. This was invented in Darwin Australia by a strange man called Alan.

I came home and the bitch was pissed and out of it so I alaned her.

by grod June 15, 2007

Alazea

She is a girl who is smart,nice,funny, cooperative,pretty,and athletic. She always takes up for her friends and family. She always laughing. She cheer up people when they are feeling sad. She never let fear get to her. She always loyal,and honest. She always takes up for what is right. She never let people words bother her. She jokes around so much. She always smiling. Also, she loyal and tough. She always trying her best at everything. She nice to everyone, and never that mean. She childish and always tryna be herself. She always trying her best to be different from everybody else around her. She good on advice about life. She never let her emotions get to her

"Alazea why do people bother me.". "Maybe because they wanna be like you."

by Imonfleek6795 November 19, 2017

alaa eldin

The craziest chabe you will ever meet. He will make a great father and an amazing person. Loves Egypt and loves his kids. Loves to criticize political parties and hates the president of Egypt. He is very cool and loves soccer. His kids are awesome. He has a life unlike most people.

person 1: "Wow look its Alaa Eldin"
person 2: "wow thats so lit"

by coolchabe July 7, 2018